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Inside the Mind of an Asshole
 
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Posted:May 15, 2016 5:53 pm
Last Updated:May 17, 2016 6:30 pm
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Welcome to the first edition of "Inside The Mind of an Asshole". Now this will contain random thoughts direction from the dark abyss that is my head. Today's random thoughts come from some of my favorite things on this site, chat room leg humpers. So here we go....

I've been a member on this site for roughly 6 years now. I've gone through quite a few handles and have spent quite a lot of time in chat rooms. Over the years the one thing that has always remained constant are these chat room leg humpers. I know there may actually be people who are unfamiliar with the term so I'll explain it quickly. In these chat rooms you'll notice (especially if you're a woman) men who tend to go a little "crazy" anytime a woman comes into a room. Obviously it's considered polite to say hi, and that's not what I'm referring to. It's the men who act like they've never seen a woman before and instantly try getting them to partake in some sort of sexual activity, essentially verbally leg humping them.

Now I understand that Local Adult Companion is a sex site. I know that actual hope here is to find someone to partake in your desires or fantasies. The thing I've always struggled with is how one can instantly go after it with zero small talk or any chance of knowing a person. I couldn't see myself going up to a woman and immediately ask her how big her tits were, or if she wanted to watch me jerk off. I would think as a woman it would become quite irritating. Might explain why most chat rooms have what seems to me a 15-1 men to woman ratio. I may actually be quite generous on that ratio.

On the other hand, like I said earlier these leg humpers are one of my favorite things on this site. Luckily for me I have a penis. Having a penis keeps these fuckers from pulling this crap with me so I get the chance to observe these Casanovas in action. Watching these fuckers spill their lines is pure comedic gold.

I would like to take this time to thank these stupid bastards for the years of entertainment they have provided me with in these rooms. I want to thank them for the self esteem boost I get every time I see a shitty line spewed. I may in fact be an asshole but at least I know how to talk to women.

Sometimes it's nice to let that shit escape the brain. Hopefully it was somewhat entertaining. So until next time.....
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