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Fish helps you find the right woman for you.
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Circumcised'
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Posted:Jun 5, 2008 7:22 pm
Last Updated:Apr 28, 2024 5:2 am
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A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention.She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy.The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office. He was to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it. He did and returned to his class. Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room. She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his 'private part' hanging out. 'I thought I told you to call your mom!' she said. 'I did,' he said, 'And she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school.
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Greetings with a smile
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Posted:Jun 5, 2008 7:13 pm
Last Updated:Apr 28, 2024 5:2 am
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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two , yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The Wal----Greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to Wal----. Nice you have there. Are they twins?'
The woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no they ain't! The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just couldn't believe someone would sleep with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal----.'
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Distance LOVE
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Posted:May 4, 2008 3:31 pm
Last Updated:Jun 5, 2008 7:15 pm
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I recently found a LADY that just rocked my world. I feel for her very hard for her she is everything I ever wanted in a woman. She treats me like a KING and she is my QUEEN. She smiles and I melt she knows how I feel I do love her so much. Here is the catch she is in the mid west I am in ALASKA. I have asked her to come here she is considering it strongly. I really just want her to know I LOVE HER SO MUCH
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