it sucks to be you in ny
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Posted:Dec 13, 2010 5:35 pm
Last Updated:Nov 27, 2011 4:53 am
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when a blizzard is coming and your car is in the shop and the rental does not have 4 wheel drive....
so i got rear ended (not in a good way...lol)around thanksgiving.
my parts finally came in and i finally had time to drop my suv off to get fixed. don't they put me in a piece of shit kia...lol and isn't 2 feet of snow coming by wed pm..
so not cool!
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Posted:Dec 9, 2010 6:56 pm
Last Updated:Dec 12, 2010 4:45 pm
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From: me (View Profile)
Subject: RE:RE:hey darlin Sent Date: 12/9/2010 9:51:31 PM
i'm sorry but you must have read the wrong profile.
so not what i had in mind
From: him (View Profile)
Subject: RE:hey darlin Sent Date: 12/9/2010 7:13:46 PM
hey, I read your profile, I'm also not looking
for anything serious, If your looking just to
get laid here and there I don't mind, I hope
you like getting it from behind, I love sex
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From: me(View Profile)
Subject: hey darlin Sent Date: 12/9/2010 6:21:07 PM
how are you?
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BELOW is my profile and i would like to know where in there it says i am not looking for anything serious...lol
I have no idea what to say to you guys anymore... so enjoy profile edit number 3...lol
**I do not chat on here so don't im me on here because i won't answer you.**
ideally i want to see someone one 1 to 2 times a week. talk to them 1 to 2 times a week. do activities, or just sit around and watch tv or talk, or have sex and not necessarily all of those things every time...lol.
You have to have a brain and be able to hold up your end of the conversation.
you also must not be jealous, insecure, and/or arrogant.
if you don't understand that it is rude to just send someone a picture of your junk unasked then don't bother contacting me.
Pictures of you with dead animals are not attractive to women. So unless you are trying to attract men or a taxidermist, you might want to think about posting you doing something else like standing there looking cute without a corpse in your hand.
this profile is marked long term for a reason. i expect you to stick around..lol not hit it and run..
I am short and curvy. My friends say I have two speeds 90 miles an hour and out cold. I like to walk the beach, read, and hangout. Caring, passionate, easy going, intellectual, (I am more mental than physical), gemini with the duality to go with it. I am friendly, open, way too honest, blunt, emotional but tempered with logic and restraint most of the time...lol. Most people say i am too real. how can you be too real? you are what you are.
sorry to disappoint any of you all but 1. i am fully dressed in all my photos except the one that shows my tattoos. 2. it is not original to ask what is under the blanket. 3. i am not on here for your viewing pleasure so please do not ask me for more photos. there are other websites for that so go find one...lol (edit- I have three tattoos but i have removed some photos due to showing any skin on here is like throwing chum in shark infested waters)
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full body scanners are useless and tsa is power corrupt
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Posted:Dec 2, 2010 7:22 am
Last Updated:Dec 3, 2010 4:09 am
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"I don't know why everybody is running to buy these expensive and useless machines. I can overcome the body scanners with enough explosives to bring down a Boeing 747. That's why we haven't put them in our airport."
~ Rafi Sela, leading Israeli airport security expert, referring to Tel Aviv's Ben Gurion International Airport, which has some of the toughest security in the world
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since i can't attach url's look these up...
TSA Agents creates own rules, locks mother up in glass box
Michael Roberts: One Man Against the Surveillance State
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now i dont care so much about violating my privacy because i don't care about walking around naked in public...lol
but
i do care about a young mother being harassed in an airport and even with the police being called they did nothing to protect this woman who was clearly being harassed by tsa agents. the tsa agent should be the one subject to arrest not the mother trying to get her breast milk through security.
i do care about our law makers being in bed with the makers of these machines and giving them billion dollar contracts when it has been proven that these machines will not catch what we need them to catch...
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premature ejaculation
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Posted:Dec 1, 2010 4:48 am
Last Updated:Dec 2, 2010 4:21 am
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I don't know if this is for real but as any woman will tell you if you touch it and it goes off. IT IS YOUR OWN FAULT...lol
A 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco International Airport after ejaculating while being patted down by a male TSA agent. Percy Cummings, an interior designer from San Francisco, is being held without bail after the alleged incident, charged with sexually assaulting a Federal agent.
According to Cummings’ partner, Sergio Armani, Cummings has “multiple piercings on his manhood” which were detected during a full body scan. As a result, Cummings was pulled aside for a pat-down. Armani stated that the unidentified TSA agent spent “an inordinate amount of time groping” Cummings, who had apparently become sexually aroused. Cummings, who has a history of sexual dysfunction, ejaculated while the TSA agent’s hand was feeling the piercings. The TSA agent, according to several witnesses, promptly called for back up. Cummings was thrown to the ground and handcuffed.
A TSA spokesperson declined to comment on this specific case, but said that anyone ejaculating during a pat-down would be subject to arrest.
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stories of the canadian ballet 36
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Posted:Nov 28, 2010 3:51 pm
Last Updated:Dec 2, 2010 4:47 am
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you are the next contestant!
one of the guys is gay. he was calling women up on stage to sit in a chair and let him do his thing on them.
the dj was saying you are the next contestant.
my friend said yeah you are the next contestant on the gender is wrong....
lol
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distressed jeans
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Posted:Nov 28, 2010 3:48 pm
Last Updated:Nov 29, 2010 8:31 am
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I really do not understand the trend. my own jeans distress themselves after several years. i do not need them to come that way.
unfortunately for me there are only certain brands that i can buy that i dont have to shorten and one of my favorites only comes in distressed...
I am getting ready to leave yesterday and walk into the garage and on my way out i catch my distressed knee on the pedal and rrriiipppp! now ragged knee is huge hole and i had to change before i left...
a couple days before that my dad is poking his finger in one of the distressed areas and i of course ask why. he was trying to figure out why the material he was seeing through the hole wasn't moving with my jeans...
that is because it is ny and cold and they were thermal bottoms...lol
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it's falling off
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Posted:Nov 28, 2010 3:43 pm
Last Updated:Nov 29, 2010 8:29 am
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my aunt's has a problem. its nose flakes off in pieces and there is nothing that can be done about it. i forget what the condition is called.
so her and in law and their are visiting and my aunt is in the middle of something.
the says the dogs nose is falling off
my aunt says yes poor dog
her says mom no the dogs nose is falling off
my aunt says yes poor dogs
her in law says the dogs nose is falling off RIGHT now!
and it was. my aunt has to grab a tissue and pull it the rest of the way off...
ewwwwww!!!!!!
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dinner a la v
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Posted:Nov 26, 2010 9:38 am
Last Updated:Nov 28, 2010 6:46 am
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we could have licked dinner off my sister in law yesterday...
first she spilled wine on her chest.
then she wouldn't let me hold the pot so she could spoon the mashed potatoes into the serving dish so potatoes on her chest
then they had trouble getting the turkey out of the pan so juice on her pants and feet
then we couldn't find the coffee pot so we search the basement and she picks up the pot and the carafe still has coffee in it. coffee on her pants, my pants and the carpet.
her body was one stop shopping...lol
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did you see the turkey nuts?
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Posted:Nov 26, 2010 9:32 am
Last Updated:Nov 28, 2010 6:07 pm
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that is what my mother said to me as she was holding a bag of cut out cookies in the shape of a turkey.
now i am looking really hard at a cookie and can't see any painted on nuts until she moves the whole cookie aside and shows me a cut out in the shape of a nut...
so not what i was thinking...lol
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Marie Antoinette Action Figure
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Posted:Nov 19, 2010 5:48 pm
Last Updated:Nov 20, 2010 3:30 pm
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ARE YOU KIDDING ME? REALLY?!?
I see London. I see France. I see the Undergarments of Marie Antoinette, the Beheaded Queen of France.
Yes we do have it. It's finally here. The action figure you've been waiting for. An ejecting head Marie Antoinette Action Figure!!
Here's a little history lesson for those not up to snuff with the French Revolution:
Marie Antoinette’s reign as the Queen of France was clouded in controversy. Her extravagant lifestyle led many to believe that she was not worthy of the throne and eventually she became widely despised as the epitome of incompetence and frivolity within the French royalty.
During the French Revolution, Marie was stripped of her crown, imprisoned and
beheaded by guillotine in front of a cheering crowd. Tough crowds they had back then.
The Marie Antoinette Action Figure Specifications:
- 5-1/2" (14 cm) tall
- Made of hard vinyl figure
- Features “Ejector Head Action”
- Marie Antoinette also includes a removable plastic wig and dress. What else could you expect from a French Queen?
Behead and disrobe the Marie Antoinette Action Figure for only $9.95!!
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i see dead things...
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Posted:Nov 18, 2010 2:06 pm
Last Updated:Nov 23, 2010 4:44 pm
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I get a text from my that there is a dead squirrel in my driveway...
which means i have to come home from work and deal with the dead squirrel in my driveway. it is these little things that almost make me want to agree to monogamy so i could have a man around to deal with these things.. but no....lol i man up and do it..
this requires the rolling garbage bin, a black lawn and leaf bag and a shovel... god knows how long the bugger was dead cause he was stiff which was helpful and his little eyes were missing... eeeewwwwww!
so i put the bag against one side of him and the shovel on the other then close my eyes (this is a very important step....lol) and flip him into the bag. not bad for not looking...lol
then i grab the strings to get him further down and fling him into the rolling bin and roll him back to the house. cause i sure as heck wasn't carrying his little corpse swinging in the bag anywhere...
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horoscope...lol
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Posted:Nov 16, 2010 4:20 pm
Last Updated:Nov 18, 2010 1:26 pm
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Gemini May 21 - Jun 21
The reason for your recent crises of conscience will become clear this week when you discover the angel from your right shoulder and the devil from your left have been sleeping together for about a year now.
thanks flirty...
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see it isn't only this site that has bad customer service...
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Posted:Nov 10, 2010 12:19 pm
Last Updated:Nov 20, 2010 3:31 pm
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thank you. your prior email seemed to say that i was the problem and nothing was going to be said to the other members. i would still like to know where the terms of this site are posted. i have looked and can't find them.
CUSTOMERSERVICE velvetouch 10-Nov-10 03:18 PM [EST] Subject: fyi
YOu are correct and that is why actions were taken against the other member. I was just also placing the action needed against your profile for naming members. YOu have since corrected it and You have already been placed back online. If you feel you want to speak with anyone else, please contact Billing here on SLS for any further assistance. CustomerService
VELVETOUCH CustomerService 10-Nov-10 03:14 PM [EST] Subject: fyi
really- i would like to speak to someone else... i can see your point about receiving the second email but the first email was not solicited in anyway. i am not a gay man and if they had left it at that i would not have said anything. but there is never any excuse to tell someone the f word and actually there is never any excuse to tell me i dont belong on this site. and if you are condoning their behavior then we have a problem. i have been a life time member on this site for years, you can go back and check my customer service email records i almost never complain. i would like to know where the terms of service are, i would like to speak to someone from customer service that i have spoken to in the past, and i would also like something said to the members that emailed me...
CUSTOMERSERVICE velvetouch 10-Nov-10 03:00 PM [EST] Subject: fyi
After reviewing the messages you were even bringing to our attention, you left yourself open for the unsolicited remarks. We review all ends of the situation and take whatever action is necessary for the individual members actions. CustomerService -
VELVETOUCH CustomerService 10-Nov-10 02:37 PM [EST] Subject: fyi
i changed my profile and removed any member specific information although it has been that way for several years now...lol had no idea it was an issue and funny no one said anything until i complained. where are the terms of service for this site located? thank you for reviewing the members i sent it. i wouldnt complain normally but they were beyond rude...
CUSTOMERSERVICE velvetouch 10-Nov-10 01:56 PM [EST] Subject: fyi
Thank you for this information. We will review this member and take any apprpriate action. CustomerService -
CustomerService velvetouch 10-Nov-10 01:56 PM [EST] Subject: Profile Status
Your profile has been disapproved. The content of your profile includes information regarding another member which is against the Terms of Service. Please go to “Tools” and “Update Profile” and edit the content of your profile. Thank you.
VELVETOUCH customerservice 10-Nov-10 12:05 PM [EST] Subject: fyi
Hi this is not a technical difficulty question but more of a user etiquette complaint i have been getting some emails from members lately that not only accuse me of being a gay man...lol which i am not but they are swearing at me and then they block me so i can't respond which is fine because i dont want to talk to them anyway and i block them back but i think swearing at me and using the f bomb crosses the line. enclosed are their emails and id's for your review: FREE2LUVINBFLO hi, i've gotta agree with the other persons email you have in your ad. why in the world would you be looking for friends only on a sexsite. either you are really fucking stupid and don't know what this site is all about or you truly are a man posing as a woman. if you really wanted just "friends" why not go on eharmony or other "friends" matchmaker sites. your ad is truly bogus and we agree with all the other people talking about your ad that its a fraud. swingtime69 "nice fake ad that is. we all know you are a guy posing as a woman. u know there are gay sites you can go on to meet the man of your dreams. we give you credit for such a interesting ad but you've been on here for 4 years and no certs. plus these pics definately are of a woman posing for her husband. so get the fuck off this site so the real swingers and play and go jerk off to one of the gay sites. LOSER!"
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