another idiot on another site
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Posted:Nov 10, 2010 8:52 am
Last Updated:Nov 12, 2010 1:04 pm
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FREE2LUVINBFLO
hi, i've gotta agree with the other persons email you have in your ad. why in the world would you be looking for friends only on a sexsite. either you are really fucking stupid and don't know what this site is all about or you truly are a man posing as a woman. if you really wanted just "friends" why not go on eharmony or other "friends" matchmaker sites. your ad is truly bogus and we agree with all the other people talking about your ad that its a fraud.
this is a follow up email i received on another site corresponding to a blog i did a couple days ago. the handle is not anyone on this site so don't get confused and blame some poor person on here for being an idiot...lol
you know i bet it is the same guy just using a different handle...lol
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new android phone
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Posted:Nov 9, 2010 5:20 pm
Last Updated:Nov 11, 2010 6:55 am
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this thing is so complicated i found the person i wanted to call in contacts stuck my finger on their name on the touch screen and figured it would dial them.
NOPE!
sat there with the stupid thing to my ear for a bit, looked at the screen, stuck it to me ear, looked at the screen before i realized i had to push another button for the dang thing to dial...lol
why can't they put all the fancy stuff on the inside and just plain old regular phone and text on the outside...
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couples can be nastier then single men
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Posted:Nov 7, 2010 4:43 pm
Last Updated:Nov 10, 2010 12:41 pm
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below is part of my profile from another site with an explanation as to why i removed my certs on that site. when i had certs on that site people interested in me would email the people i had certs from checking to make sure i was telling the truth about certain things and that the people that had certified me were aware of certain things. i thought that was rude.
I have removed my certifications due to the absolute juvenile behavior of some men....I apologize for being sexist but so far the woman haven't been juvenile...lol
11/10 swingtime69 just sent the message below to me and then blocked me. they obviously can't read. oh and most of my photos were taken by a married couple on this site...lol. i'll let their email speak for itself.
"nice fake ad that is. we all know you are a guy posing as a woman. u know there are gay sites you can go on to meet the man of your dreams. we give you credit for such a interesting ad but you've been on here for 4 years and no certs. plus these pics definately are of a woman posing for her husband. so get the f--- off this site so the real swingers and play and go jerk off to one of the gay sites. LOSER!"
this is the first time i have ever been called a gay man...lol and they are about to find out blocking me is a bad idea because i just publicly humiliate them. and a lot of people view my profile. a lot! and now they are a part of it...lol
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blowing people off
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Posted:Nov 7, 2010 5:08 am
Last Updated:Nov 9, 2010 4:15 am
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you know i have always wondered about this
people have always found a better relationship or better sex and blown the other people in their life off. i don't understand this really but ok whatever...
what i really dont understand is why talk to someone, get to know them, have sex with them a few times (not bad sex mind you...lol)and then blow them off when they have nothing else going on... that i really dont get...
you would think they would at least wait until they had something else better lined up..
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again and again and again...
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Posted:Nov 5, 2010 4:36 pm
Last Updated:Nov 12, 2010 4:01 am
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ok i think this is the third time i have blogged about this same guy. he im's me approximately every year hoping i have forgotten he is a dick head..
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Hi Kim
who is this? 5:08 PM
Hi kim this is mike we met along time ago and had dinner
and then what happened?
nothing! just thought you sweet
if you are who i think you are we made a movie date and you never showed up
that would be me ...was hoping you did not remember that!! DO you believe in second chances
we had this conversation about a year ago when you hoped i had forgotten that you were so rude as to make a date with me and not show up and not answer my texts wondering where you wee..
so what is this going to be a yearly thing cause i am not going to forget
much different circumstances now and hope you will give me a chance to make it up to you
what is different
my attitude and lack of a gf
ah so before you had a girlfriend
kind of had one before and it made kind of wierd
just had started
i dont recall you telling me you had a girlfriend before you asked me out
cut to the chase would you allow me the pleasure of taking you on a date ? dinner and a movie?
no gf now and liked you
i'm sorry i am having trouble getting over the lied to me by ommission, and the stood me up. circumstances dont change the person.
good point however think that everyone deserves a second chance
what would dinner hurt? thought you so cute
fool me once shame on you. fool me twice shame on me. i think it would e really nice if you would loose my yahoo
only fooled you once but will loose it if your wish
yes please
done
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corpses
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Posted:Nov 4, 2010 11:44 am
Last Updated:Nov 9, 2010 4:16 am
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MEN
it is not attractive to women to post pictures of yourself on a dating site holding dead animals.
so unless you are trying to attract men or a taxidermist you should post pictures of yourself looking cute and not hold holding a corpse.
lol
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nosy border guard
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Posted:Nov 3, 2010 5:35 pm
Last Updated:Nov 12, 2010 3:59 am
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i went over the border saturday
i was asked:
where are you from
where are you going
what do you do
what company do you work for
how long have you been with them
why are you going to canada
who are you meeting
what do they do
where do they work
where do they live
why didn't you drive together
you aren't spending the night here
you are driving back
i was like holy crap...lol
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gun powder and lead
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Posted:Nov 2, 2010 9:01 am
Last Updated:May 23, 2024 4:54 am
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oh wait i mean wrinkle cream..
i had a brief interlude with a military reservist.
walked into his bathroom after to find bullets and wrinkle cream on his vanity...
isn't that ironic...lol
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trick or treat
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Posted:Nov 2, 2010 8:58 am
Last Updated:Nov 2, 2010 12:44 pm
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little bastard!
some rude little pounded on the door after i had shut off the light and when i opened it and said hey the light is off and i am on my way out he said that isn't what is important...
yes sticking my foot up his rude little butt is what would have been important....
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stories of the canadian ballet 35
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Posted:Oct 31, 2010 2:39 pm
Last Updated:Dec 2, 2010 4:47 am
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I am slow dancing and my partner is a lot horny and a little rough... it is a good thing i left my hair just long enough to pull...lol
so he backs me into a corner and whips it out and starts fucking my hand. I said if you had a little lube you would come in ten seconds. he said lick your fingers. so i held up my hand in front of his mouth and he licked from palm to tips. and about ten seconds later he was stopping saying i can't keep going or i will com e on the floor.
i said you aren't the first boy to come on this floor. then i laughed and said you aren't the first boy i've made come on this floor....lol
so later i stop on my way out the door in the women's floor. little asian cutie walks up to me and grabs my breasts and says hi how are you. i greet everyone this way...lol
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herding cats
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Posted:Oct 31, 2010 2:35 pm
Last Updated:Nov 2, 2010 12:43 pm
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i was blowing leaves yesterday and using the leaf blower is like herding cats.
first the leaves go one way then the other.
i thought the thing had crapped out at first as i turned it on and only a gentle breeze came out at first. I forgot the i had it on suck at the end of last year and didn't clean the attachment out...
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it is all relative
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Posted:Oct 22, 2010 6:18 pm
Last Updated:Oct 24, 2010 2:41 pm
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i was stroking cock and got a little shiver out of the stroking recipient. i said what was that
he said a little tickle
i said there is not much to tickle...
and he laughed. it took me a minute to get it...
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ooo oo not that one
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Posted:Oct 22, 2010 6:16 pm
Last Updated:May 23, 2024 4:54 am
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that is what my mother said when she asked me to turn on the light and i hit the garbage disposal switch...
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