gotta love survivor
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Posted:Oct 14, 2011 4:51 am
Last Updated:Jun 3, 2018 9:29 am
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We have a local radio station here that the morning show personal slam people that have herpes. not only that but they broadcast inaccuracies about std's which drives me crazy because hey the population is ignorant by choice don't help them by telling them things that aren't true...lol
so i am watching survivor the other night and on national television cochran announces that 90 percent of the population has herpes and that a cold sore is herpes and
omg i wanted to stand up and cheer. he is my new hero.
national television.. millions of viewers....
yeah!
bet most of them still think a cold sore isn't herpes...lol
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oops
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Posted:Oct 14, 2011 4:47 am
Last Updated:May 27, 2024 5:12 am
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i am not sure how that happened but my last blog post appears twice so you have to read them both to see all the comments...lol
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what i have never understood
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Posted:Oct 10, 2011 5:09 pm
Last Updated:Oct 14, 2011 4:44 am
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swinging culture is kind of interesting
if you are a single female or a single male or even another couple dealing with a couple you are kind of seen as a marital aid or sex toy in someone else's relationship
and for some reason that means that you can be treated like an inanimate object.
example make plans with friends keep plans with friends. make plans to have sex and plans with friends come up ok to cancel plans for sex at the last minute and be rude...
why does someone you are having sex with count less then the rest of the people in your life... call me crazy but rude is rude...
now don't get me wrong if my got sick, or the house caught on fire or one of my friend or family was stranded i would cancel at the last minute
but
i was late because i had to mow the lawn or i was late or had to cancel because i was fighting with my spouse who knows we have plans btw...lol
would never happen..
i think their priorities are screwed up.
1. people are more important then that
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2. sex is more important than that...lol
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what i have never understood
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Posted:Oct 10, 2011 4:00 pm
Last Updated:Oct 14, 2011 4:46 am
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swinging culture is kind of interesting
if you are a single female or a single male or even another couple dealing with a couple you are kind of seen as a marital aid or sex toy in someone else's relationship
and for some reason that means that you can be treated like an inanimate object.
example make plans with friends keep plans with friends. make plans to have sex and plans with friends come up ok to cancel plans for sex at the last minute and be rude...
why does someone you are having sex with count less then the rest of the people in your life... call me crazy but rude is rude...
now don't get me wrong if my got sick, or the house caught on fire or one of my friend or family was stranded i would cancel at the last minute
but
i was late because i had to mow the lawn or i was late or had to cancel because i was fighting with my spouse who knows we have plans btw...lol
would never happen..
i think their priorities are screwed up.
1. people are more important then that
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2. sex is more important than that...lol
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wow
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Posted:Oct 4, 2011 7:21 am
Last Updated:Nov 24, 2011 3:52 pm
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it never ceases to amaze me how prejudiced and judgmental people are against what they don't understand or what doesn't
fit into their lifestyle
i am chatting with a guy who wants monogamy
so from our conversation i gathered i am a slut in his eyes because i do casual sex and i don't want monogamy
because i had a threesome while trapped in a snow storm
god forbid i suck black cock...lol cause color matters for some reason.
gays are an abomination...lol
good thing i didn't tell him i had a std...
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old habits die hard
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Posted:Sep 25, 2011 6:50 pm
Last Updated:Oct 7, 2011 4:16 pm
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i set my cell phone ring to vintage telephone because it is the one that i am most likely to hear when i have the phone set to an audible ring. most of the time my phone is set to vibrate but there are times when i just don't notice it.
last night i wanted to make sure i noticed if my phone went off so it was set to audible.
the phone is in the holster and it goes off and i start looking for the phone that is ringing. the old fashioned kind attached to the wall...lol until i realized we dont have one of those anymore and it was my cell...
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i have a lump
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Posted:Sep 17, 2011 6:28 pm
Last Updated:Sep 24, 2011 12:01 pm
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i am talking with someone and realize there is something under my shirt near the waist band of my jeans.
at first i thought is was a bug- holy freak out bat man...lol
but then i realized it was a small piece of brown that must have fallen down my cleavage and worked its way out of my bra and down my shirt...
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you make me sick...
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Posted:Sep 16, 2011 5:01 pm
Last Updated:Oct 7, 2011 4:15 pm
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that might be one of woman's favorite things to say to man but it may actually be true...
did you know that a woman is acidic and a man is base and when the two come together it can throw the natural balance of a womans body off and make a problem...
hello itchy crotch...lol
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so i am short
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Posted:Sep 16, 2011 1:22 pm
Last Updated:Oct 7, 2011 4:15 pm
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when i worked retail all stores seem to have these heavy double doors with window that lead to the stock room and the windows were always up too high for my little 5 foot self to see out of.
so i am coming out of the stock room one day and hit something with the door. thinking it was just some boxes stacked up in the way. i back up and tried again only to hear ow!
lol
one of the stock guys was bending down in front of the door and i couldn't see him and he couldn't see me...
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boo!
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Posted:Sep 16, 2011 1:19 pm
Last Updated:Oct 7, 2011 4:15 pm
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i go to an auto shop this morning in a bad neighborhood so it is very secure.
i knock on the door and a car alarm starts going off down the street.
now the door is metal with a reinforced window up above my head.
i am looking down the street at the car that is making all the noise. the door opens and i turn my head and the guy opening the door gets startled and yells which made me get startled and yell...
he says omg i didn't know any one was there i couldn't see you through the window.
I said honey no one could see me through the window...
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garden edger brick on the floor
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Posted:Sep 4, 2011 5:13 pm
Last Updated:Sep 5, 2011 12:31 pm
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I am taking a nap and i hear some pounding and yell to my what are you doing?
i am too tired to check so i fall asleep for an hour.
upon waking-
I walk into the kitchen and one of the decorative edger bricks is on the floor
i said why?
she said i used it to pound out the hamburger patties...lol
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it is not how big it is
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Posted:Aug 31, 2011 4:41 pm
Last Updated:Sep 16, 2011 11:48 am
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we are at a school event and one of the stockier but in shape fathers is complaining about his size
so i said
it is how hard you are that counts not the size
ba dum bum...lol
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results of the huricane
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Posted:Aug 29, 2011 4:36 pm
Last Updated:Aug 30, 2011 10:20 am
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Now i am not in an area where the hurricane hit but the wind definitely hit us
my aunt and uncle had an out door party sunday. it was so windy that when i took my pastry off the plate to take a bite, the paper plate it was on flew a table over and hit my cousin square in the back..lol
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