pocket pussy
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Posted:Aug 24, 2011 8:30 am
Last Updated:Aug 30, 2011 10:19 am
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One of my female friends is getting older and having trouble having intercourse with her husband due to dryness or size or hormones or whatever.
so i was discussing with her that she should get a pocket pussy for him- she could help and he might like it...lol
so today i call her regarding work and all calls may be recorded as it is a customer service center and we go work talk work talk and she says i got that little thing...lol
I am like huh? cause i had forgotten our previous private non work conversation...
so i say well i hope you enjoyed it and she says no he did
where as i then remembered what she was talking about...
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unintentional waxing
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Posted:Aug 23, 2011 6:40 am
Last Updated:Aug 24, 2011 4:10 pm
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i tried on a bathing suit this am and the strip of tape they put in there for sanitary purposes stuck to me not the suit.
not realizing i was stuck i just pulled down the bottoms like normal and ow...lol
good thing i shave..
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electronics kill me
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Posted:Aug 23, 2011 3:32 am
Last Updated:Aug 24, 2011 3:20 am
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i just tried sticking the connection cord for my camera in my cell phone...lol
all the cords look a like except for that little connector thing at the end and all of them are different.
they should all be universal!
of course i really meant to stick the cord in my camera so if i had managed to stick it in my phone it would be a whole separate problem...lol
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i just don't get it
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Posted:Aug 21, 2011 8:09 pm
Last Updated:Aug 24, 2011 3:19 am
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one hour sex vs 30 minute blow job
a rose by any other name
honest and respectful
above are some blogs regarding 4 day guy. below is our latest email exchange but just to recap:
i meet him on a dating site, i sleep with him for a couple days in a row. i tell him i have an std. he flips out and disappears.
comes back and gets a bj and then blows me off. again...
now i am pretty sure this is him emailing me below....
i just don't get it....
what is up with this? him and 3 year guy are messed up...
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ok if this is who i think it is i just texted you and of course you aren't answering me.lol
and quite frankly our last meeting didn't work for me especially the discussions of asphalt at the end...lol and the disappearance after really didn't work for me...
i thought we had a great couple of days and then you left and came back and left again...
so i am really really confused as to what you are doing
> ---------------------------------------------------
> Sender: pittsfordfun
> To: velvttouch
> Date: Aug 21, 2011 5:42 PM EDT
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> > ---------------------------------------------------
> > Sender: velvttouch
> > To: pittsfordfun
> > Date: Aug 21, 2011 4:23 PM EDT
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> > well first of all who are you? lol
> >
> > please attach a face shot and your profile. because i can't see anything
> >
> > > ---------------------------------------------------
> > > Sender: pittsfordfun
> > > To: velvttouch
> > > Date: Aug 21, 2011 9:27 AM EDT
> > >
> > > We have been together before and I would like to try again. Let me know if you are interested.
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things that make you go hmmmm
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Posted:Aug 17, 2011 2:41 pm
Last Updated:Aug 20, 2011 4:09 am
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I was reading a profile today. yes i do read them not just look at the pictures...lol
and this was in there:
If you are from out of town, don't contact me ... I'm not a !" because the origin of the cock makes a difference how? -
now this is a man quoting a woman's profile and making a comment on it...
and omg was his comment funny..
it kind of reminds me of the comments some women in strip clubs make. naked men all over the place and they say things that are completely prude... how can you be prude in a room full of cock...lol
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i think he is a moron...
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Posted:Aug 14, 2011 6:46 pm
Last Updated:Aug 20, 2011 4:09 am
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start at the bottom and work your way up
i really think some people are intolerant and judgmental...
he doesn't want to talk to me because i don't want to type a book...lol
me:
no.. well you know it depends on the person. cause some one i really like could recite the menu and i wouldn't care.
maybe we just don't have any chemistry so the medium isn't going to matter...
From: him
Sent Date:8/14/2011 9:32:42 PM Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:Hi
Would you prefer an endless conversation on the phone?
From: velvetttouch
Sent Date:8/14/2011 9:27:19 PM Subject: RE:RE:RE:Hi
lol
you know some people don't like to type or have endless conversations by computer
that is ok your turn off is a turn off...
you take care too
From: him
Sent Date:8/14/2011 9:20:03 PM Subject: RE:RE:Hi
Now I know why we stopped chatting. Your curt answers are a turn off. Take care.
From: velvetttouch
Sent Date:8/14/2011 9:16:54 PM Subject: RE:Hi
martial arts. eastern philosophy
not political at all
best thing i read this summer- no idea- lost track of the number of books i have read this summer
no idea on the trait thing...
From: him
Sent Date:8/14/2011 9:12:28 PM Subject: Hi
What are you passionate about? Are you liberal or conservative? What is the best thing you read this summer? Do you mind getting a bunch of questions? What traits in a guy do you most value?
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yucky passenger
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Posted:Aug 4, 2011 6:45 pm
Last Updated:Aug 10, 2011 12:34 pm
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so today is the 24 hour pee test.
i forgot i had a family event tonight so i had to take a jug of pee around with me to put my samples in.
after i a few phone calls someone finally answered and told me where they actually were.
so i had to drive across town with a jar of pee as a passenger...lol
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dogs
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Posted:Aug 4, 2011 6:42 pm
Last Updated:Aug 5, 2011 7:30 pm
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I just put two collars on the same dog.
my dogs both have the same collar except one's collar is a little wider then the other.
so i look down and 1 is chewing on a collar. i say hey give me that and slip it over her head. only to have 2 run in with no collar....
doh!
lol
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I wish i just had to pee in a cup
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Posted:Aug 2, 2011 3:44 am
Last Updated:Aug 2, 2011 5:41 pm
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so i have been having a few issues and everyone does blood tests and says hello YOU ARE FINE!. even though it have physical symptoms that have to mean that SOMETHING is going on.
so after the nurse tells me i am fine. and then calls to say that my spit test is on the wrong side of normal. yes spit. suck on the cotton thing the dentist sticks in your mouth stick it in a tube and send it to the lab.. no joke...
so now i have to collect my pee in a jug for 24 hours...lol and keep it in the refrigerator cause who knew pee could go bad... which means i cant go very far that day because if i have to pee i have to go home...lol
then i have to take some drugs for 24 hours and get another blood test...
but i suggest no one eat at my house that day...lol
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phone number
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Posted:Jul 30, 2011 5:12 pm
Last Updated:Aug 2, 2011 3:14 pm
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there are several people out there who i have given my number too and who refuse to call me..
what is up with that?
sometimes they show up months later and i get a random phone call and i am like who are you? lol
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stop the ride i wanna get off
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Posted:Jul 30, 2011 5:01 am
Last Updated:Nov 25, 2011 4:50 am
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I had an amusement ride in my home office yesterday
I am sitting at my desk working on the computer and all of a sudden the room started to spin.
so i close my eyes and hang on just like i do at the park when the ride sucks...lol
my face gets really hot. i feel nauseous. i put my feet up and lean back hoping not to pass out.
My internist office closes from 12-2 every day. I called at 11:50 and no answer...lol
so i called my gynecologist office and the nurse says who is taking care of you? i was home alone...lol and go to urgent care but don't drive..lol gee i could walk and pass out in the street...
so i call my mother who takes we to urgent care. now my stomach and my balance are still screwed up so i am walking funny
and it was really cool following the dr's finger cause it was like psychedelic dude...lol kind of like watching 3d without the glasses... maybe like taking acid would be if i had ever indulged...lol
an ekg and more blood tests and nothing is abnormal...
wow-- this is the third time i have gone to the dr and even though something physical is happening to me i am just fine...lol
-last year gaining weight blood tests with in normal range
-this year 20 pounds up (yes i still look hot and have an hour glass figure...lol)and tests are normal
- yesterday almost pass out for first time ever and hey all is good...
so anytime now they can figure out what is wrong with me... besides being a sexual deviant...lol
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one hour sex vs 30 minute blow job
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Posted:Jul 29, 2011 3:47 am
Last Updated:Aug 21, 2011 8:00 pm
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dissatisfied vs hurt
he was there during the sex but gone in mind immediately after vs there is during the bj and gone physically immediately after
i asked to be cuddled and he did vs i cuddled him and he ran out the door...lol
it is kind of funny how they really aren't that different but they made me feel so different
one hour guy he has been playing the i really want you and disappear about once a year for the last three years...lol we finally had sex and not only is he very talkative as i stated in previous blog..lol but you would think after three years of basically foreplay he would be in the moment completely.. um no.
30 minute guy is 4 day guy... quick intense and out the door just like our relationship... but for the first four days he was very physical even after sex which i love love love
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the running commentary might be a turn off
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Posted:Jul 28, 2011 6:24 pm
Last Updated:Jul 29, 2011 3:09 am
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oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, you're so tight, oh yeah, oh yeah, my cock feels so good inside your pussy, oh yeah, oh yeah, spread that pussy, oh yeah, oh yeah, i want to feel you clench around me, oh yeah, oh yeah...
lmao
moan, give directions- harder, faster, move this way....
but holy crap i wanted to laugh at him...
thank god he actually had some skills...
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