fashion statement
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Posted:Jul 7, 2011 12:49 pm
Last Updated:Jul 10, 2011 6:02 pm
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i was buzzing a friends head and he is afraid of bare feet so he went out in my back yard in my 's black and pink adidas sandals...lol
have i mentioned she has really big feet...
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i dont think he meant what he said
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Posted:Jul 6, 2011 4:24 am
Last Updated:Jul 8, 2011 10:52 am
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Southern boy up for work and bored tall strawberry blonde hazel suede man looking for some excrement
any one else see the issue....
he doesn't seem the type to want to play with poop but you never know...lol
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peek a boo
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Posted:Jul 3, 2011 5:54 pm
Last Updated:Jul 4, 2011 5:56 pm
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so i have a picture of one of my friends naked laying face down in shallow water.
it sits on the door to my computer desk.
Yes i have a 12 year old but you can only see his butt so who cares...
i had thought my had just randomly stuck a post it note on the picture until today when i realized the post it note is covering his butt...lol
my the prude..
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comando
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Posted:Jul 3, 2011 12:27 pm
Last Updated:Jul 6, 2011 7:40 pm
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so my date this morning was trying to tell me he wasn't wearing underwear
so being the girl i am i said prove it...lol actually i said ok pull over and show me.
he was like you prove it. but since he was driving i couldn't get my hand up under the seat belt and down his pants.
so when we went walking and hit a secluded area i stuck my hand down the back of his pants. he jumped a mile!
but as i thought he was wearing under wear. i said i knew it.
he said how
I said you just arn't the kind of guy to go without
he said really what color are they
I said baby blue
he said you saw them !....lol
i said nope you are just the kind of guy to wear baby blue underwear
i was close they were blue just not baby blue...
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old age is setting in
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Posted:Jul 3, 2011 12:19 pm
Last Updated:Jul 3, 2011 4:46 pm
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Him not me!
there is a guy on here that has his profile marked long and thick but i think he needs glasses
of course he is soft which doesn't help but still..
if you are going to post a cock shot at least get it up first..
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no i am inspecting poles
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Posted:Jul 1, 2011 6:28 am
Last Updated:Jul 2, 2011 8:59 am
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there is a man walking around the neighborhood in an orange vest and hard hat.
i thought he was the meter read and going down the wrong side of my house so being the helpful soul that i am i opened the door and said are you the meter reader?
he said no i am inspecting poles
lol
ba dum bum...
he was cute too...
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coolest thing ever
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Posted:Jun 27, 2011 4:51 pm
Last Updated:Jul 1, 2011 6:29 am
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i saw this in a photo in another bloggers post and it is the bomb.
must be the coolest vibrator ever. now i just need to find someone to try it out with instead of just myself...lol
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Stories of the candian ballet 39
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Posted:Jun 20, 2011 4:23 pm
Last Updated:Jun 28, 2011 4:09 pm
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i love shocking people.
one of the waiters who has stripped a couple of times shakes his butt and drops his pants...
end of the night no one around...lol
then says - your turn.
so i turn around pull my sweater to one side and drop mine
i think he was surprised...
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Stories of the candian ballet 38
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Posted:Jun 20, 2011 4:20 pm
Last Updated:Jul 23, 2011 6:32 pm
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It is a really small target. the g string not the penis...lol
so I am tipping and the stripper pulls the 5 out of my bra and folds it up really really small and sticks it in my mouth. then pulls his g string down so i can spit the bill into his crotch...
not easy...lol
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Stories of the candian ballet 37
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Posted:Jun 19, 2011 4:51 am
Last Updated:Jun 28, 2011 4:09 pm
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If i want to see a helicopter----
I was walking into the ladies room and this chick was chatting with her friend about the shows and how good the last one was and how most of the guys just walk around and take off their clothes.
then she says if i want to just see a helicopter i would just go home and tell my boyfriend to drop his pants.
lol i had never heard it called a helicopter before...
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now you see it now you dont
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Posted:Jun 11, 2011 6:58 am
Last Updated:Jun 20, 2011 4:17 pm
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this could actually be a blog post about a man loosing his hard on- which actually has been happening to me lately...lol
but
i got ready to go to work yesterday morning and slipped 4 bobby pins onto my shirt at the v neck in case i wanted to put my hair up later.
got to my first appointment went up and knocked on the door and realized there were no bobby pins attached to my shirt.
checked the driveway, the car, the grass, the seat belt and nothing
Joked with the as i left that if he found bobby pins they were mine. he said he would mail them to me...lol
got in the car put the seat belt on and looked down and there were three of the bobby pins attached to the seat belt. They must have attached to the seat belt and rolled up into the door when i got out.
i still have no idea where the 4th one went.
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exposure therapy
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Posted:Jun 5, 2011 7:02 am
Last Updated:Nov 7, 2011 10:10 am
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Is it bad that through constant exposure (systematic desensitization) to the ridiculous people and emails on here that i am now indifferent?
i want to lick your ass and pussy all night long from some stranger who didn't read my profile or blog now doesn't even phase me to the point that the only reason i blogged about it was because i thought it would be cool to draw a parallel with treatment for phobias...lol
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where did that come from
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Posted:Jun 5, 2011 6:52 am
Last Updated:Jun 8, 2011 8:18 pm
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I am standing int he doorway to the kitchen.
my and a friend are standing over by the stove with the two dogs in from of them.
i let one rip- sounded like clothe tearing...lol
the looked at its butt, they looked at the and i laughed my behind off (seriously wish i did laugh some of it right off but anyway)
they both looked at me and said you did that? i thought it was the dog...
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