a dying man hunting god
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Posted:Mar 16, 2011 5:07 pm
Last Updated:Mar 23, 2011 3:59 pm
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Karen Marie Moning
SHADOWFEVER
He fucks with the single-minded devotion of a dying man hunting God.
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duh!
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Posted:Feb 26, 2011 5:07 am
Last Updated:Apr 9, 2011 7:34 pm
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It has been snowing here. alot!
so i get to work, shut off the car and stick the windshield wipers up in the air so they don't freeze to the windshield and have to be chipped free when i leave work.
I remote start the car before i leave and have to laugh because the windshield wipers are stuck in the air swinging back and forth...
I must have forgotten to turn them off..
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thinking with his dick
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Posted:Feb 24, 2011 3:19 pm
Last Updated:Apr 9, 2011 1:12 pm
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I met a guy on line who lived in buffalo and i was like the distance is going to be a problem and he said no no no...lol
and it was and after a couple of dates he ran!
so i occasionally get a call and we chat. this last call i was like why did you run and he said distance is a problem among other thing. and i was like why did you bother and he said i was thinking with my dick..
so the other day i sent him this text message
hey this message is for your dick. i like the way he thinks. Tell him to give me a call...
LOL
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how annoying can you be?
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Posted:Jan 3, 2011 12:47 pm
Last Updated:Apr 9, 2011 1:13 pm
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this is the latest email i received
yOU ARE A LITTLE COCK TEASE. I want to climb all over you and make love to you.Let yourself go and enjoy the love and sex.
I am the most easy going go with the flow have a strange women playing with me in a hot tub in front of an audience at my first swinger party type girl
I am not a prude. I am not uptight.
my profile on here comes across as stand off ish because the men on here are annoying....
so if the men on here are annoying me then they should just face it THEY ARE ANNOYING PERIOD.
I am sure that it never occurred to some of them that it isn't me it's them...lol
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smart
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Posted:Dec 28, 2010 2:07 pm
Last Updated:Apr 9, 2011 7:39 pm
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It is much harder to raise a smart then a dumb one
my father to my --
him- you shouldn't eat your buggies
her- papa every time you sneeze you swallow some of your buggies
him- really
her- yes they taught us that in school so it really doesn't matter if i eat my buggies...
LOL
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ok eeeewwwwww!
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Posted:Dec 28, 2010 2:05 pm
Last Updated:Jan 2, 2011 7:17 am
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this is the last email i got
"Hey there...Let me pump you full of warm cum and shoot it deep into you so that it covers all of your female organs..."
this is not even worth a LOL. the only thing i think when i read this is eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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the old folks reminisce
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Posted:Dec 28, 2010 2:02 pm
Last Updated:Dec 28, 2010 5:36 pm
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i love when my mom and my aunt talk about the good old days
when the neighbor down the street used to tie her to a tree so she could keep track of him...lol seriously harness plus 20 foot rope plus tree equals that you dont have to chase. well at least not far and just like the if he goes around the tree too many times he is a tangled mess...
this is also the neighbor that lived on the second floor and didn't like to walk down the stairs to let people in so she would throw the key attached to a string out the window so you could let your self in.
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my mom can swear
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Posted:Dec 23, 2010 3:39 pm
Last Updated:Mar 25, 2011 8:55 am
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when i was a my parents and i were leaving the house and my mother did something and said f---
my dad said honey the neighbors
and my mom said
f---, f---, f---, f---, f---,
at the top of her lungs
i curled up in the back of the station wagon and laughed my ass off.
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it can't make up it's mind
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Posted:Dec 23, 2010 3:36 pm
Last Updated:May 25, 2024 9:24 pm
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my parents neighbors must think they are crazy...
my dad is leaving and my mom says don't close the garage door i am following you out. thing to keep in mind is my dad can't hear.
dad leaves
mom goes outside goes to get in car, garage door is down, grumbles that dad cant hear, reopens garage door, goes to back out just as garage door is coming down
my dad had come back around the block saw the door open and thought he had forgotten to close it and pushes the remote...lol
mom reopens door and backs out swearing and my mother can swear thanks to working at burger king with in the city many years ago
my dad called her to tell her there must be something wrong with the garage door opener and my mom swears some more...lol
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this is a surprise... at least to me...
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Posted:Dec 23, 2010 3:31 pm
Last Updated:May 25, 2024 9:24 pm
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there are lots of ads for guardisill (sp?) and news stories going on right now and this little tidbit caught my attention
more women are diagnosed with anal cancer then men...
guess why....lol
and no i shouldn't get anal cancer, that way anyway....
i was thoroughly flummoxed that more women take it up the butt then men... and before you say well duh
you would figure the law of averages and women having two more holes to use that the penis would find it's way into enough other places to make men have higher numbers...
guess not...
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what goes around comes around
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Posted:Dec 16, 2010 4:49 pm
Last Updated:Dec 17, 2010 4:03 am
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my went int he basement and wrapped stuff i already own and is giving it to me for xmas...lol
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pof idiot 10
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Posted:Dec 16, 2010 5:08 am
Last Updated:Dec 24, 2010 5:45 pm
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From: velvetttouch (View Profile)
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:where are you? Sent Date: 12/16/2010 7:29:00 PM
I am not using this for ads.
i gave you my stats as i have them posted on another site my reiki info just happened to be included
and i really dont care what you think. i am not interested in you especially after i told you that i was not interested in you and you insulted me.
From: him (View Profile)
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:where are you? Sent Date: 12/16/2010 10:47:44 AM
you're using this for ads anyway, that's not being honest. Go ahead and respond, i won't write back, if you have to.
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From: velvetttouch (View Profile)
Subject: RE:RE:RE:where are you? Sent Date: 12/16/2010 8:06:24 AM
it must be very typical male to insult people when they are honest with you
From:him(View Profile)
Subject: RE:RE:where are you? Sent Date: 12/16/2010 7:40:02 AM
I'm fine with you not being interested but the vibe you put off shows your reiki treatments must be terrible.
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From: velvetttouch (View Profile)
Subject: RE:where are you? Sent Date: 12/16/2010 7:17:29 AM
I have been distracted by other things....
in case you haven't noticed the snow...lol
i have been shoveling, working and doing any number of other things
i am sure you are very nice but honestly i am just not that interested
From: him(View Profile)
Subject: where are you? Sent Date: 12/15/2010 7:31:04 PM
I was hoping we would talk and learn more about you.
Are you only on here to advertise? I was hoping there's more than that.
I'll talk to you later.
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who pissed in his wheatie's
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Posted:Dec 16, 2010 4:08 am
Last Updated:Dec 16, 2010 7:09 am
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his profile is so canned he should be a tuna....lol
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Sender: him
> To: velvttouch
> Date: Dec 15, 2010 11:43 PM EDT
> you need help
> your profile. are you an actual member or a con artist, you read like a fucking commercial
I want to stop being the "nice guy" and let my Id play for awhile. I like to have friends who I can get physical with. Sexually, I'm insatiable. Think you can keep up with me? I've reached the point where I can look back and say I've done well... but there's more to do. I'm in the mood for an outgoing woman to shake my world up a little. For me a perfect Friday night is looking for adventure-and finding it. If you contact me I promise to make it worth your while. I'm not changing my life, I'm starting a revolution. I look forward to putting a smile on your face.
My Ideal Person: My ideal person would be someone who is confident in her own beauty as she defines it and not by how others define beauty. My ideal person would be someone who can be energetic during lovemaking but not insane. My ideal person would be somone who likes to wear a skirt and high heels every once in awhile and not be a tomboy. I like women who are pretty but not trying to be perfect, they would also have good intellectual abilities and good conversation skills, and would be a person who can take risks in life for adventure's sake.
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