HNW - The Whole Point of Blogshare ;)
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Posted:Apr 4, 2012 6:28 am
Last Updated:Apr 9, 2012 6:30 am
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So I was beginning to despair.....
It was almost Wednesday, Half Naked Wednesday that is, and I hadn't recieved anything. I thought this was the whole point of Blogshare  so hordes of delicious young women would send me half naked pictures for HNW....
I almost gave up....but then this shows up 
It came from another "anonymous donor".....
I almost didn't open it...but I'm glad I took the chance for you all 
That's ok....I'm willing to take one for the team 
So here it is...the latest installment of Blogshare...have fun
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What I Wouldn't Do For a Steaming Cup of WTF
So its finally here  HNW that is 
I know everyone is flooding his blog expecting to see a piece of his oooopppsss  but I will keep this short and sweet
Now all these lovely ladies has been posting in this sexy, fucking hot, little potato man's blog but now its my turn and am I ever ready
So this guy is soooooo mysterious that we can hardly get a little piece of info if we tried but I like mysterious  and I am determined 
What do we really know about Spudsy??
We know that he has an awesome ass and an even more awesome chest and he's an avid lover of emoticons 
He loves music and if someone fucks with his collection, he would kill 
Something else he enjoys is blog hogging A LOT but if he didn't come to hog, our day would not be the same 
Everyone desires this little potato wheeling guy and awe man would some of us chew off our left arm to take a crack at him but unfortunately he prefers to remain anonymous and has taught us well 
Like the other folks around here, I met and had a delectable conversation with Spuds in a chat room but this guy is nervous as fuck if only I could.... Whew back to the regular programing here
So our lives would be pretty fucking boring without this guy  and I for one am truly happy to call him a friend, I wouldn't change him for the world. He never fails to make us smile with his annoying    
But I tell ya I would rip his tiger print thongs off in one pull EHEMMMMM did I mention his sexy ass????
Holy shit that was a mouthful of  so I better get going
Here's a steaming cup of WTF for ya sexy but make sure it remains between the two of us, I still got a fucking rep to uphold around here
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Daydream Believer and a Homecoming Quee-ee-ee-een ;)
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Posted:Apr 3, 2012 1:25 pm
Last Updated:Apr 9, 2012 6:31 am
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This is number two, and she's taking off her shoe....
roll me over, lay me down and do it again
(balls and all, arse against the lavvy wall)
Roll me o-o-o-o-o-overrrrrr, in the clo-o-o-o-o-ver...*ahem* oops!!
Sorry about that....I was miles away lol
What can I say about our next performer...i mean guest star
She's the self proclaimed Wal Mart Greeter of the MB room, the Party Organiser, Wing Commander, Chaperone Extrordinaire and all round #1 ayatollah of rock and rollah....and she does a mean line in painting too!!
I heard she's starting her own company soon: it's going to be called "Have Paints, Will Travel".
Watch out for their first ad campaign: "If You're Sexy and You Know It - Paint your Boobs".
Coming to a chatroom near you soon!
Seriously, she's a great girl, even if she is too cheerful by half, put your hands together for the delectable MsRoss and the equally watchable Just_MsRoss!!!
How To Peel a Potato in 500 words or less…
*Chuckle*
Now that title was more to make the Spud nervous than anything else… not that he isn’t thick-skinned enough to handle a little peeling
Oh wait, if I remember back to HNW – Ass Week, we *saw* a little peeling from him already! Love Your Tush Week 3 of 3 aka HNW - It’s a little polishing he could use!! Spuds, get over here, I’ve got the weed-whacker fired up!!
Spuds?
Hallooooooo Potato!?!
Now where did he go??
Seriously? He let me loose in here all on my own? Ooooooooooo… I could have fun with THIS 
You know if there’s one thing Spuds is good for, it’s having a little fun – or a lot 
There are very few people that have made me laugh as much as Spudsy does. He’s insane, bizarre, eclectic and funny-as-hell all rolled into one fabulous tater-package!! (honestly Spuds, I meant that in the most loving and complimentary way possible ). The man takes the trendy new “sexy-geek” persona to a whole new level – sorry… couldn’t resist . And there was no way I could resist when he offered to leave the door open for me to have my way with his blog
Mmmmmm… I could pretend I misunderstood… heard “bed” instead of “blog”… maybe snuggle in for a bit and make myself *really* comfy!! And hey, he INVITED me here – so no bitching if I hog the covers, right? Oh!! I should totally do it!! Then I could claim to be the first to have finally made my way into the infamously-hard-to-get potato’s BED!! Wooooooot!
Oh wait. Potatoes sleep in the dirt. Ewwwwww!! Forget that. Rolling around in the mud, even with such an elusive catch, can’t possibly be worth the dry cleaning bill
We’ll just leave that one to fantasy
Just so you know, I did consider the idea of using more smilies than usual as a nod to the potato’s style… but there’s no way I could top Selahni’s hilarious nod to his penchant for emoticons – and truth be told, I use enough of them on my own Perhaps I’ve been hanging around the spud for too long… it’s rubbed off on me!
(No Spuds, I’m not actually giving you credit for teaching me how to use smilies – it’s just a similar addiction we share… I’m just slightly less afflicted than you )
I first met Spudsy in the local MB chat room… it was there that he caught my attention with fabulous sense of humour and the “steaming cup of WTF” that he brings to the table (thank you Gottaring for that one, lol – couldn’t get more apt ). I was hooked instantly and have been reading this blog since the first posts - NOT an easy task every day my friends – have you SEEN the man ramble?? Omg… open it up on any given day and you have no idea WHERE it’s going to go! It’s like a kitten playing with a ball of yarn… try following *that* thread when it’s done
(Kidding Spuds – really, lol… you know I love the way your mind unravels… ummm… I mean rambles  )
Seriously though, aside from the hilarity he brings to our days, Spuds is good soul and a shirt-off-his-back kind of friend… even if it’s only a virtual shirt I like to think I recognize the gems when I see them and I claimed this one as meant for one of mine a long time ago. Culled, hog-tied, marked, branded Nah, claimed for my friend is the best description, lol…
I mean c’mon, he’s got a fabulous and often unique perspective (read: opinionated bastard at times), he’ll lend a shoulder if you need (just ignore the rolling-his-eyes over your shoulder), he can banter with the best of them (if you make allowance for his occasional “Euro-syncrasies”), and he can handle threats of mashing, boiling, frying, baking or frying with the best of them – what more does a woman need in a vegetable??
If you’ve never had the chance to cross paths with him in a chat room, I can’t recommend it enough – who can’t use more laughs in a day, right? If you’re not a regular reader of his blog, add him! We don’t get enough happy WTF on a regular basis in general, so go on – be brave… it’s only a small amount of time you’ll never get back, nearly painless, I promise
(lmfao… are you sorry yet for saying you felt “safe” with me potato? )
What was I supposed to do with the post anyway? Talk about ME?? Forget that too – they come to *my* blog if they want to read about me, lol…
I went way over 500 words, didn’t I? Ahhhh fuck it – I’m not going back to change the title now, lol…
Have a great Swap Week y’all… and thanks for inviting me in for a visit Spuds – you rock my garden man
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Can You See The Real Me, Doctor, Doctor
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Posted:Apr 2, 2012 7:20 am
Last Updated:Apr 9, 2012 6:31 am
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Now did I have fun last week or WHAT??????
lmao
[post 2887272] just in case you missed it
I had a great time, although keeping two blogs going is damned hard work lol
Just as well it was only for a week
I need a nap now
And I even managed to sneak in a little something extra under the radar lol
By the way DMyogi, make sure it's a 36 C lol
Rest assured folks, any and all commenting was done by the lady herself.
I asked her for her password but for some reason she wouldn't give it to me
LMAO
Seriously, Flirty is one cool lady, with a fantastic sense of humour
Well she must have...she let me loose in her blog for a whole week
Would you dare to do that??? lmao
However, I think most of you will agree, it's great to have that young lady back in her spot again.....and it'll be safe for you to go back for HNW
In the continuing spirit of last weeks shenanigans, Charmer961 has declared this week to be the Great Blogger Swap Week...
See the link here: [post 2887023]
I'm looking forward to seeing some new faces and different outlooks in familiar places
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Take Paradise, Put Up a Parking lot
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Posted:Mar 26, 2012 12:15 pm
Last Updated:May 21, 2014 11:01 am
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OK...
Big Cups to fill this week....hope I can live up to the pressure
Nope...can't do it!!
lmao
To be honest I don't think anyone could lol
It's funny, each blogger, at least on MY watched list has there own unique voice. Their own style and way of looking at the world, which possibly isn't noticed till they're not around.
Like the old song goes..."you don't know what you got till it's gone".
Luckily for us, "it" will be back
HNW just wouldn't be the same
You get used to having people around. I've been here quite a long time and I've seen lots of people come and go, some missed, some *ahem* not so much!! lol
It was just a thought that came into my head over the weekend....I think we take people for granted around here...
Take the time to leave a comment, let your favourite bloggers know you appreciate them and the work they do, because some of them really do work hard at it!!
Not me....I'm too lazy...but some do...let them know!!
I'm unilaterally declaring tomorrow to be Appreciate a Blogger Day!!!
If you're on my watched list...prepare to be appreciated!!!!!
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Who Are You....oooh oooh...oooh oooh
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Posted:Mar 20, 2012 11:43 am
Last Updated:Mar 24, 2012 10:37 pm
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Happy Day after Monday people!!!
Oh wait...it IS Tuesday, right??
Ummm....anyone?
(Yes...it is)
Oh, OK, Thanks mysterious disembodied voice from the nether reaches, who sounds suspiciously like James Earl Jones......
Well at least I got the right day....
Those of you who don't really know me won't realise what an accomplishment that is lol
Now if I could just get the day, month and year to stick I'd be happy
I took a glance at a blog earlier [post 2879216] which made me wonder...actually it gave me a stealable idea if the truth be told but anyway...least said, soonest mended
So I started wondering what my "keywords" were these days and what they said about me...
So do you think I was surprised?
Well no, not really lol
And I don't think you will be either, unless you're new to this sink of debauchery and delectation I call my blog
Are you sitting comfortably?
Here they are:
weekend (32)
love (26)
head (21)
blogs (15)
music (14)
weird (11)
service (
lyrics (
songs (
first time (7)
hmmmm interesting...
Ok, not really but it's all I've got...give me a break, I'm trying really hard here lol
Actually I don't see how that can possibly be accurate. I know for a fact I've used other words more often than those lol
I think those are special words tagged by the system to have unique connotations nudge nudge know what i mean a nod is as good as a wink to a blind camel.....oops...sorry
Went a bit Idle there for a second...just bear with me...it comes and goes lol
The REALLY interesting comparison comes when you check out the key words for every blog...like so:
love (350892)
head (164454)
fuck (130897)
cock (114011)
pussy (106314)
fucking (90413)
lips (85796)
weekend (8357
tongue (73165)
phone (68145)
See?
See?
What?
You don't find that interesting??
Well geez...pardon me for the lack of gratuitous nudity and poor attempt at education and deep and meaningful philosophical discussion.
Bugger the lot of you then....back to the SEX then!!!
I love getting head from a girl while I fuck her pussy with my tongue while her lips are around my cock all weekend long as long as the phone doesn't ring.
Is that better????
*sigh*
The depths I'll sink to to get attention....
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Been a long and lonely, lonely, lonely,lonely, lone - ly time....cue drums
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Posted:Mar 19, 2012 10:08 am
Last Updated:Mar 23, 2012 5:35 am
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Hey there everyone!!
I just realised something....I've only made one single solitary post in the month of March!!
And it wasn't even worthwhile lol
WTF???
Actually, I'm having trouble keeping up with my "watched" list too lol
Some of you lot are pretty prolific lol
So if I haven't been on your blog being smart-assy or annoying recently, it's only because I haven't managed to get there yet lol
So many facetious comments, so little time....
In fact, if any of you would like to be excused from the smartass comments list feel free to call 1-800 BUGGER OFF
lol
Anyway...where was I?
Oh....nowhere yet
That's good, because I'd feel worse if I'd been somewhere and couldn't remember....at least if I haven't gotten anywhere yet I'm not losing my mind lol
Or am I?
Nope...it's still in it's jar on the shelf where I left it
So much for the power of the mind....if it was that smart you'd think it would have figured out a way to escape by now
Oh well....it's not like I have any use for it anyway
That reminds me....I should have a look for my testicles while I'm up there....haven't seen them for a while either lol
I was sort of going over my "body of work" last week while trying to formulate some kind of an index, more for something to do rather than any need to actually do that, and I've been doing this for almost 3 years....(give or take the odd absence lol)
Ok, Ok, it's only been regular for 2 years in August, but who's counting? lol
( You are....)
Shut up!
There's been a bit of chatter lately on the subject of themes....and I really didn't think there was much of a theme around here....other than "WTF??" lol
And yes, I did use that expression lots while I was skimming through lol
Even I say "WTF??" when I reread this lol and I KNOW what it's all about!!....mostly.....
It was pretty cool to go through it and remember what inspired some of those posts, and of course reread the comments....lol
Oh, the fun we had back then
Whatever did we do before the advent of the internet and Local Adult Companion and blogging??
I guess we had to make our own entertainment....
Like standing in the middle of a field, buck naked, during a thunderstorm, holding a metal pole and shouting "You don't exist!"....
Or holding our breath to see how long it takes for us to pass out and bang our heads on the floor....
Or spending a year building the most beautiful Viking longboat only to set fire to it in an orgy of celebrating Norse descent...(way to go Shetlanders!!!...I suppose it keeps them away from the sheep )
I bet Up Helly A was invented by a woman...seems like the ideal way to get your husband out from under your feet (and up your skirt) on those cold winter nights in the Shetland Islands
Oh well...there's always masturbation I suppose
Catch you later folks!!
Just make sure you knock before entering
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