CBW - Canadian Sunrise
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Posted:Dec 5, 2011 6:56 am
Last Updated:Dec 6, 2011 10:43 am
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Welcome to the first day of Canadian Bloggers Week!!!
Huzzah!
Huzzah!
Canadian Bloggers Week, or CBW as I'll be calling it officially starts now 
Hmmm CBW?? Sounds like a new TV station if you ask me....lol
"And now on CBW, your local information station....."
Actually that's kinda catchy
Anyway....
Isn't it typical that CBW should coincide with the first -25 celsius overnight temperature of the winter??
For those of you who are still on the farenheit scale that equates to "bloody cold" lmao
In fact it's just shy of "f**kin' freezing"
lmao
Oh well....it's a dry cold
lmao
Ever wondered why the scots came to Canada in droves??
Well forget about the British Empire etc etc.
We, as a race, first landed in California....spent a year there and said "the weather here isn't miserable enough....let's go north till we find somewhere miserable...."
So we trekked north...stopping here and there until we found the place where it's ridiculously hot and mosquito ridden in the summer and unbelievably cold in the winter
Manitoba is an old Scottish word, which roughly translated means "What the hell are we doing here!!" 
Just kidding
lmao
Seriously though, when I talk to people back home they look at me askance when I say you have to plug your car in in the winter lol
They think I'm crazy lol
As an immigrant(more of that later in the week), you can't truly say you're a manitoban till you get frostbite
*ahem*
Been there, done that
Just don't ask me about long walks in jeans and a sweater while fuelled up on the local equivalent of anti freeze ( Labatt Blue) at -30 C with a north wind lol
So anyway, that's the inaugural post done for me.
If you want to navigate your way around CBW the easy way just go here [blog CanadaWeek] or directly to the index here Canada Week Blog Post Central ......someone very thoughtfully set this up....an EXCELLENT idea.... well done that person!!
Coming up later this week on the CBW....
Toques and their many uses, eh?
The Timmies Phenomenon, eh?
Mosquitos - A Survivor's Guide, eh?
Shit! I forgot to plug my car in...., eh?
I am Canadian, eh?
Bacon - An Afficianado's View, eh?
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Let It Out
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Posted:Dec 2, 2011 6:24 pm
Last Updated:Mar 13, 2012 10:25 am
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Happy Friday!!
Yep...it is still Friday right??
lol
Although it might not be by the time this posts
Anyway....just a quick post today since leaving this till Monday would somewhat interfere with Canadian Bloggers Week....or possibly not now that I think of it since the subject is Canadian...oh well...figured I'd get it out of the way anyway 
George Canyon.
(Pause while female country fans pick themselves up and pour ice water down their panties)
Better now?? lol
Yes, George of THE jaw....well he played a Christmas Show last night at the casino
An evening of christmas music, interspersed with some Canyon hits and audience participation
I have to admit the guy is good. He has the perfect "country" voice to go with the perfect "country" look...and he writes a mean song too
I must say though, he suits a cowboy hat....he really should keep it on at all times...he looks kinda funny without it lol
The audience, mostly "older" people with a few (very few) youngsters, 20 odd years old, loved the show...
He really does like christmas this guy lol
Anyway, I thought perhaps a few christmas decorations around the stage wouldn't have gone amiss but then i'm picky....either that or the predominately female audience were too busy drooling to notice the lack thereof
I mean George Canyon (and band) in a nice suit??
Who's going to argue with that??
Well maybe the girls who want to look at his ass in tight jeans possibly lol
Anyway, great show, good music and an artist who really engages the crowd....of course having a mother in law (Betty...of The Buns fame) in Flin Flon doesn't hurt with a Manitoba crowd
And neither does coming out for encore with a Jets jersey on...complete with Canyon #6 on the back no less lol
Highlight of the night?
For me, the kick ass ROCK version of Frosty the Snowman (yes...you read that right ) and of course "Ring of Fire"
Oh did I happen to mention I HATE christmas music??? lol
Go see the guy...IF you can get a ticket...he's well worth seeing
So that's it....next up Deep Purple in Feb...yay me!!!
First EVER Winnipeg show....quite something for a band that's been doing the rounds since '68 or so....first band EVER played on 92 Citi Fm waaaaaaaay back in the seventies...if you're not sure who they are, "Smoke on the Water", that's them.....
Later folks!!
Da Da Daaaaaaa....Da da di daaaaaa....Da Da Daaaaaaaa Daaa Da Da....
Da Da Daaaaaaa....Da da di daaaaaa....Da Da Daaaaaaaa Daaa Da Da....
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Coming soon.....The Beaver Invasion!!
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Posted:Dec 1, 2011 1:01 pm
Last Updated:Dec 5, 2011 5:27 am
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Well it's almost here....
Next week has been summarily declared Canadian Bloggers Week by our very own local blog Leg End [blog charmer961] and delicious BC diva [blog dirtygirl411]
Check it out here: [post 2798560]
May the pimping commence
Starts next Monday so be there or be that thing...you know...the whotsit...ummmm...tip of my tongue.....oh yeah....square
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Wha's like us...damn few and they're a' deid ;)
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Posted:Nov 30, 2011 7:02 am
Last Updated:Dec 6, 2011 10:35 am
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Happy St Andrew's Day everyone!!!
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, it's that time of year when those of us of scottish birth or descent celebrate our patron saint's day.....
The english have their George, the welsh have David, and of course the irish have St Patrick (which is more of an excuse for drinking than a day of national pride ).
Scots have St Andrew, apostle and martyr....cool huh?
Of course we share his patronage with the Greeks and, dare I say it, Ukrainians (how's that for a neat Manitoba link??)
I thought I would celebrate the day with a boring post, but before I bore you all to tears, I have a small public service announcement....
One of our local blog legends, [blog charmer961] , is a finalist in the Food Porn Contest!!!  and funnily enough there wasn't a perogy or cabbage roll in sight!!!
Click the link [post 2797117] , that'll take you too his blog post which has the link for the contest voting.
That done, on to the real business of the day
I could tell you all about how great the Scots are, or how beautiful the country is or a whole host of other things that you never wanted to know...but I thought perhaps I'd regale you with a list of world changing inventions instead.
(You might as well stop reading now...it's all downhill from here on )
Ok then....cue drum roll....
In at Number 20 this week is the Iron Bridge....I'd probably dispute that but scots engineer's certainly refined and mastered the art, probably due to the fact that there are so many rivers in Scotland requiring bridging otherwise how would you get to the football on a Saturday??
Falling to number 19 is the Pneumatic Tire....probably inspired by the thought of driving to the football on a Saturday over bumpy roads...not fun on the way home after 17 pints of lager....
Holding steady at 18 for the second week running is Marmalade...breakfast of champions for those going to the football on a Saturday...full of nutritious goodness like orange peel and sugar It'll keep you going at least till the Chip Shop opens
New entry at number 17 for the Macadamised Road, Tarmac for those not familiar with Mr McAdam. Probably a result of research into the effects of Lager on a road journey after the football, when the pnematic tire just wasn't enough to counter the effects
Up six places this week to 16 is Radar, a priceless invention for those guys on the prowl...oh...and it was pretty useful in ships and planes and stuff too
Falling to number 15 is the Telegraph.....the original BBM sadly falling into disuse these days...probably won't stay on the chart much longer lol
Holding at number 14 is the ever popular Breech Loading Rifle....a mainstay of snipers and rednecks the world over...
Also holding at 13 is the Television...can you imagine a world without that?? 156 channels of crap to choose from? What would you find to entertain yourself without the good old "box"...
Dropping a spot to 12 is the Thermos Flask....must have for hunters and construction workers alike...when you just HAVE to have your Timmies
Up three to 11 is the Telephone...just think, without Alexander Graham Bell there'd be no Blackberry, no internet, no Local Adult Companion!!!! (Shock, Horror, Jings,Crivvens, Help ma Boab!!)
Dropping slightly to 10 is the good old Steam Engine...mainly popular with Choo Choo enthusiasts these days, but in it's day crucial to world economy and industry...
Sticking at number nine is the Refrigerator.....warm beer? 'nuff said.
Up to number eight with a rocket is Penicillin.....do I really have to explain THAT one
This weeks surprise entry at number seven is the McIntosh Raincoat...invented by a scot....now there's a surprise lmao
It only rains twice a week in Scotland...once for three days and then for four days
Falling in popularity to number six is Logarithms....need I say more??
At number Five is the Decimal Point.....not really a scottish "invention" but the popularising of it as a device is accredited to the scots....I think it's got to do with the metric system (canadian invention there i believe..)...after all where would the world be without the familiar cry of "it's 6 POINT five inches!!" heard in chatrooms the world over It's a small thing I know but there you go....
Number four is the Fax Machine...for the first time you were able to send a picture of your ass to anyone with a machine The start of the sexual digital revolution perhaps???
Always popular at number 3 is Anaesthetics...don't have an operation without them...try surgery without it and you'll see what I mean
Dropping one spot this week to number two is Golf....can you imagine a Manitoba summer without Golf??? There'd be more shootings that's for sure lmao
And a brand new entry at Number one this week.....Dolly The Sheep!!!! Ok, actually it's cloning of mammals but typical of the scots that the first thing they clone is a Sheep  Is there something wrong with this picture????
Me? i'd have cloned Kate Walsh...but there you go....
And that's it from me for this edition of Top Twenty Scottish Inventions, see you next decade for another thrilling installment!!!
So there you have it....if you made it all the way through you now know more than you ever wanted to about totally useless information
Talk at you soon!!!
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Bootylicious
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Posted:Nov 23, 2011 7:26 am
Last Updated:Nov 28, 2011 5:13 am
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So has everyone recovered yet??
Lol
That was quite the weekend for Winnipeg Sports (and I use the term very loosely ) fans….
The Jets won AGAIN….and the Bombers are into the Grey Cup Final…..wow!!
Actually I was quite pleased to see the Bombers win, last game at Canad Inns Stadium and Doug Brown’s final season….it was kind of nice.
Of course it didn’t hurt to have two former Bomber quarterbacks in the opposing team get beaten but then I am quite dark and evil sometimes
In other news, I now have two shows to look forward to next year now: Roger Waters and Johnny Reid
Should be two amazing shows, I can’t wait….
Of course, needless to say I’ll be reviewing them in my (un)official capacity as resident show reviewer around here lmfao
Speaking of reviewing, sort of lol, I did happen to see something interesting yesterday…..which will upset certain people I’m sure….so Charmer if you’re reading this, I’d skip to the next section if I were you.
Nigella Lawson, sexy eater and all round domestic goddess (including , I’m sure, the bedroom dept ) was on a daytime talk show yesterday.
Now feel free to correct me if I’m wrong here, but I haven’t seen her for quite some time in a “live” environment …but I am sure she’s had a little work done…not much…but a little….
I may be imagining it, but I’d swear there was something strange about her face.
However, she’s still damned hot
Her only real downfall in my eyes is her father was Chancellor of the Exchequer under Margaret Thatcher…NOT a good recommendation
lmao
If you knew him, would you ever be able to fantasize about her without seeing his fat face??? Ugh!!
Anyway….
Enough about that…on to the real reason for this post….
After last week’s escapades involving asses, I’ve come to the realization that hairy asses are simply not attractive to women.
In a side by side comparison, 10 out of 10 owners who expressed a preference said their cats preferred Charmer’s.
You can view the article in question here [post 2787001] or [post 2731322] , just be aware that that blog post carries a Government Health Warning – it sets female hearts aflutter and causes raised blood pressure and body temperatures, not to mention soggy drawers.
Now I was a little surprised by this as my ass didn’t look all that hairy, see HNW My Contribution Thanks Charmer if you're interested, you can judge for yourselves if you didn’t already see it.
It seems that women just can’t resist shiny asses. Maybe it’s a subconscious reaction to glittery objects or something
However it got me to thinking of a fantastic business opportunity for some enterprising individual.
There is a fortune to be made in a “niche” market, if you’ll pardon the pun
We all know there is massive effort put into hair removal and Brazilian waxes etc etc these days but I think there’s an aspect that is missing which, if provided with the right marketing and franchise strategy could catapult someone into the financial stratosphere, sort of becoming the Bill Gates of Asses.
Here’s the premise:
Women like shiny ( I know…I’ve done the market research )….therefore….why doesn’t someone offer Polishing Services to guys who want their asses to shine!!!
Just think, you could start out small with just one buffer from Canadian Tire, nothing too big, and a couple of jugs of Armor All, work out of your basement or garage(keeping overheads low) and build up a respectable clientele gradually, over time.
You could pick up a bottle of Lemon Pledge too for that fresh lemony scent, as an option. I'm sure that would go down good too.
 Or should that be going down would be good??? lol
Word of mouth would be the way to go, advertising wise, at least at first until you build up some financial equity in the business, then you can go city wide when you’re ready to start franchising.
You can collect testimonials from your customers and embark on a campaign of conquest which should see you richer than you can possibly imagine.
Given time you could expand into His'N'Her packages too...I'm sure ladies would like a little buffing too
You could get a little kiosk in Polo Park or St Vital Centre for the passing trade....Get your ass polished while you wait
Perfect for those guys looking for something to do while their partners are shopping....
I can see someone touting that idea on Dragon’s Den, can’t you?
Hey, it’s no crazier than some of the other ideas out there
Now I just need to collect my $1.80 Canadian Tire money and check if Armor All is on sale this week....maybe I can catch the pre Christmas crowds at the mall
So come on down, "For a better shine, every time"
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HNW: My Contribution Thanks Charmer :)
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Posted:Nov 16, 2011 8:33 am
Last Updated:Jan 4, 2012 10:25 am
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Since Charmer is displaying his ass for HNW, see post [2787001] ...I figured I'd jump on the bandwagon myself...
So ladies and gentlemen, for your delectation and delight...here's a picture of my ass
You can decide for yourselves which one you'd rather ride
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Get It Hot
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Posted:Nov 16, 2011 7:27 am
Last Updated:Nov 24, 2011 5:26 am
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I wanna tell you a story ’bout a woman I know.
When it comes to loving, she steals the show.
She was a fast machine, she kept her motor clean. She was the best damn woman that I ever seen.
Telling me no lies, and knocking me out with those Canadian thighs.
She had the face of an angel, smiling with sin, the body of Venus with arms.
She was working double time, on the seduction line.
She was one of a kind.
She was taking her time, I was losing my mind – there was nothing that she wouldn’t do.
She’s got the power of union, she only hits when it’s hot.
And if she likes what you’re doing, she’ll give you the lot.
You got the lips to make a strong man weak and the heathen pray.
You make me glad I’m a man.
You never told me where you came from, you never told me your name.
I didn’t know if you were legal tender, but I’d spend you just the same.
I took a look inside your bedroom door, you looked so good lying on your bed.
I asked you if you wanted any rhythm and love, you said you want to rock and roll instead.
Well I’ve been up to my neck in trouble, up to my neck in strife, up to my neck in misery, but I’m telling you, you came along when I needed you, now I’m up to my neck in you.
You’re a whole lotta woman, a whole lotta woman.
You set the world alight, feels like kissing dynamite.
When I held her hand, I made her understand.
When I kissed her lips, sucked her fingertips.
Started getting hot, made it hard to stop.
It got too much, I think I got a magic touch.
Taking more than her share, she had me fighting for air…
She told me to come, but I was already there…
Had to cool me down to take another round, but now I’m back in the ring to take another swing.
And you shook me all night long
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Some Sin for Nuthin'
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Posted:Nov 14, 2011 3:17 pm
Last Updated:Nov 16, 2011 8:08 am
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Good Monday my cheeky monkeys and sexy beasts
Or should that be sexy monkeys and cheeky beasts??
Hmmmm…
Tell you what…you pick one….whichever you prefer
It’s the start of another fun filled week….or is it?
It’s certainly the start of another week…but is it likely to be fun filled? I doubt it ….lol
Oh well…at least I’m still above the green….could be worse lol
Although if I wasn’t…how would I know??
Actually, now that I think about it….if fun is going on and you’re not a part of it…how would you know???
There you go….tie your mind in knots figuring THAT one out lol
I’ll give you a clue, it beats the hell out of listening for trees falling that nobody can see….
Anyway, where was I?
Oh…nowhere yet lol
See that??
I digressed from nothing to nowhere there…
Now THAT takes practice
I bet you’d have to go a long way to find a blog which can match this for riveting, edge of your seat excitement like that lol
Intriguing??
Spell binding??
I think not
But hey, it’s the best I can do with what I’ve got
It’s always important to use what you have to the best of your ability
It’s the trying that counts, isn’t it?
And I’m very trying…or so I’ve been told…
Lmao although I’m not sure that’s quite what they meant
Sometimes things just sound better out of context lol
Like “He’s got a big one”, referring to a fish someone caught…
Or “That’s the best I ever had” referring to a steak dinner lol
Well, I guess I should get going….can’t have all my fun for the week all at once lol
I have to ration it out….there’s only so much to go around these days lol
Geez…is this what I’m reduced to??
So sad lol
Anyway you folks have yourselves a nice evening…..been great chatting at you
Catch you on the flip side
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Why Are You Running Away?????
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Posted:Nov 8, 2011 10:20 am
Last Updated:Nov 14, 2011 10:46 am
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So what's new with you folks?
I've been a little MIA blogwise lately.
My heart just isn't in it lol
It's not the winter blues....it's a little early for that still, even if there is a light dusting of snow around lol
Something is missing....the passion or excitement just isn't there right now... which is no fun *sigh*
I find the circle of blogs I read getting smaller and smaller too. I watch a fair number of blogs, but I don't seem to be able to summon up the enthusiasm to read every single one right now, much less comment on them lol
If something comes across my screen that particularly interests me or inspires me then I'll comment, maybe even more than once , but other than that it's almost becoming a chore, which is no reflection on the blogs out there to be read, it's more of a reflection on me and how I feel right now.
Maybe I need a break or something....
I need my muse back....
I need something to set off that spark that made doing this fun...because it is fun....
The process itself can be tough, but the feeling you get when it's done is worth the effort. And then there's the comments to look forward to as well, which for me, is the icing on the cake
I'm sure this is just a passing phase and I'll be back to my usual self soon....
Oh I just had a thought. That last sentence there.....hmmmmm
Day after day love turns gray
Like the skin on a dying man.
And night after night we pretend it's all right.
But I have grown older, and
You have grown colder, and
Nothing is very much fun any more.
And I can feel one of my turns coming on
That could be it......wait...here comes some more...
I feel cold as a razor blade,
Tight as a tourniquet,
Dry as a funeral drum.
Run to the bedroom,
In the suitcase on the left
You'll find my favorite axe.
Don't look so frightened,
This is just a passing phase,
One of my bad days.
Ahhhhhhhhh that could be the answer I've been looking for...
I'm going to stop listening to The Wall over and over and over
Tickets on sale Friday btw
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We Don't Need No Education......
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Posted:Nov 1, 2011 1:15 pm
Last Updated:Nov 16, 2011 5:29 am
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Why am I grinning idiotically??
Well the big concert announcement this morning was.....drumroll please.....
drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
{that's a drum roll by the way}
Roger Waters - The Wall Live is coming to the MTS Centre!!!!!
Yayy!!!!
What's that??
Who???? you say....
Well for those of you not musically inclined (like the country fans among you lmao just kidding ), Roger Waters is a founding member of Pink Floyd and The Wall was his masterpiece, one of the biggest selling albums of all time (16 million copies in the US alone...just imagine...the equivalent of half the population of Canada owning a copy of The Wall )
Actually, I've seen a number of "country" bands use "Another Brick in the Wall for linedancers doing the "electric slide" or some such dance lol guess there just aren't enough good country songs around lmao I'm KIDDING for crying out loud...I can picture you all getting the Lynching Kits out
But seriously...
I've always loved that album...in fact it would be one of my "desert island discs"....
Everyone has that feeling of isolation, of alienation from the human race at one point or another in their life...some of us more often than others....
Paranoia, isolation, bullying, emotional abuse, everything that happens to us as human beings...all just bricks in the wall....
Now isn't THAT a cheery thought
I remember being (very) young when "Another Brick in the Wall part 2" went to number one, the video, made up of clips from the movie "The Wall", which starred Bob Geldof incidentally, pre Live Aid etc, (it was 1979 you know ), actually gave me nightmares
Something about those fascist clawhammers marching implacably onwards, row upon row....a little scary for a six year old lol
The album itself is full of dark, disturbing imagery - indeed at one point the central character, a rock star (yes, yes lol it is lossely based on real life) imagines himself as a fascist dictaor complete with adoring fans as party members before he has a complete nervous breakdown and retreats inside his own mind (behind "The Wall" - a metaphor for his feelings of alienation from the rest of the human race) to stand trial for his failings.
Funnily enough I've always identified with that album, as have many, many other so called "normal people" lol
To me it was always their best piece of work...far outshining Dark Side of the Moon, which everybody else seems to think is their best...I personally don't think Dark Side even comes close in scope or completeness. To me "The Wall" is perfect....
I guess that says something about me
The music is wonderful too, I love it...Another Brick in the Wall, Comfortably Numb, Run Like Hell to name but a few highlights
I don't think there is a poor piece on that record....sorry, DOUBLE record 4 sides of vinyl, baby
Ahhhhh...the good old days
Even today it still takes up two CDs
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....
A hot bath....
Glass of wine....
And "The Wall" on the stereo....
Just remember to hide the razors
Better still, throw on your headphones and lay down in a darkened room and listen to it from beginning to end non stop....no distractions....just the music and the story....
But if you want something visual, that's not too abysmal....(to quote Frank N. Furter)....lay your hands on a copy of the movie...excellent stuff....
Me?
I plan to be at the MTS Centre next May to see it "In The Flesh"
I guess that's enough from me, so I'll sign off now....just remember....
"If you don't eat your meat,you can't have any pudding ...how can you have any pudding , if you don't eat your meat??
You!! Yes you behind the bike sheds!!!
Stand still laddie....."
Fade.....
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Comfortably Numb
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Posted:Oct 4, 2011 11:01 am
Last Updated:May 31, 2012 12:32 pm
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Is everyone sitting comfortably?
Then we’ll begin…lol
Today was dentist day, so I got my last little filling repair done and I’m good for another six months
Personally I think it was a bit of a make work project for them…..
Dentists run a neat little scam actually when you think about it….
They get you in for a cleaning and a check up, then go over you with a fine tooth comb to see if there are any little things they can persuade you to get done
Of course that’s not to say that those little things won’t cause you trouble further down the line, but still…. lol
I don’t mind going to the dentist, I find it quite relaxing in a strange way lol
Yes you did hear that right
Other than the needle, I don’t mind it at all…
Note: Needles and I do not mix lol. I can barely go for a bloodtest…... First bloodtest I ever had, my doctor was ready to catch me, she thought I was going to keel over lol. I guess I turned white as a sheet lmao. I’ve got better over the years, the trick is not to watch
But yes, once that part is done I can just let my mind wander.
That’s the same reason I don’t mind cutting grass, raking leaves, doing dishes or painting.
That’s sort of my ME time….when my mind wanders and I do my abstract thinking lol
Those tasks don’t require your full attention, you can almost do them on autopilot.
I find myself thinking a lot, not about problems or what I need to do today or the “real life stuff”, but the weird stuff
That’s the time for fantasy, or memories or what have you….
The daydreaming stuff….
All the GOOD stuff you might say lmao
Plus you don’t get people saying “Penny for your thoughts” all the time
Believe me, people pay a heck of a lot more than a penny for the kind of thoughts I have sometimes….just ask Hugh Heffner lmao
So here I am sitting here with a numb tongue. Not my favourite feeling in the world…..
I like to feel every delicious fold and soft piece of flesh a woman has to offer
Oops….that was meant to be my INSIDE voice lol
Although…
I dare say if I was flexible enough it’d feel like someone else right??….
Now where did I put that yoga mat…..
*ahem*
But anyway, that’s all beside the point
Not being from around these parts, the start of hockey season really means nothing to me….kind of like most of the people in Phoenix, Atlanta and Nashville
And why you’d want to tie fish to your feet and slide around on ice for an hour chasing a little black thing is beyond me.
Apart from the obvious cruelty to Leucoraja ocellata, also known as the Winter Skate, wouldn’t it leave your feet awfully smelly?
Maybe that’s why hockey players wear such thick socks…..
I don’t really see the attraction in playing a game for an hour that takes you 2 hours to suit up and undress for lol
And besides, if I wanted to get hit when I wasn’t looking I’d just go play in traffic
Maybe it’s the locker room frolics that attract so many people to the game…….
Hmmmmm…now there’s an idea…
I wonder if I could get a place on a ladies team???
Of course I’d have to learn to skate first….but that’s just details
OK, OK….. enough is enough lmao
Before you start leaving irate comments and getting all insulted, I never said I didn’t like watching hockey
And it’s not your fault you don’t channel all that mania into a proper sport like football or rugby
I’m sooooo going to get smacked around for this one lmao
I’m blaming the anaesthetic
After all, it can’t be good for you injecting your head with that stuff
But then again, most people say I'm numb from the neck up anyway
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Shiny Happy People (NOT)
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Posted:Sep 29, 2011 2:55 pm
Last Updated:Oct 7, 2011 5:06 am
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If you are of a nervous disposition or have no interest in negativity or ranting blogs, read no further....I warn you...
This is NOT one my usual efforts...
Close the screen, walk away and go do something to make yourself smile...please....I don't want to be responsible for "harshing your mellow"....but I have to vent and this is my outlet right now...so if you continue any further remember...you HAVE been warned....
I am not a happy camper right now......
I wasn't really in my happy place to start with today....but what happened this afternoon just takes the absolute biscuit....
*sigh*
actually i don't suppose it happened this afternoon....but i just found out about it lol
Comes to pretty much the same thing right? lol
Ignorance really IS bliss sometimes lol
Without going into details which, if any of you got past the disclaimer lol,would bore you to tears - one of our people spent a whole bunch of money on stuff we don't need...without checking to see if we already had it...and without saying to anyone they were going to do it....and it's not the first time....it's a regular occurrence it seems...
Ok....it's not perishable...it can be kept and used....eventually...in about 2 years time.......but we didn't need any more of it in the first place...
I mean it's not the end of the world but it is wasteful....
The first rule of business is to make money...and you can't make money if you're constantly spending it on stuff you don't need....
*sigh*
Well you know what?
I feel marginally better now.....lol
I bet you don't....but I do....lol
There must be something to this blogging negatively thing after all...
It doesn't do to bottle things up...they just fester and multiply until your head explodes....
Usually I'm pretty good at pushing stuff that bothers me aside...but sometimes you just have to get it out...
So hopefully that's my negative post out of the way for this year and normal service will be resumed as soon as possible....
Now if only something really, really good would happen......to brighten my day lol after all it's not even 4.30 yet....it's still early...there is hope lol
Oh my!!! It just did......
Wow....I guess it's true what they say.....timing really IS everything.....
Ok ignore EVERYTHING I just said....
Normal service HAS been resumed
{sings}
Sunday, Monday, Happy Days,
Tuesday, Wednesday, Happy Days
Thursday, Friday Happy Days,
The weekend comes,
My cycle hums,
Ready to race to you.......
Can't you just see me as the Fonz????
Snap my fingers and a girl comes running lmao
Wishful thinking I know...but heeeeeeyyyyyyyy.....
Why not???
I'm allowed dreams, right???
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