Welcome back my friends, to the show that never ends; It's so good you could attend, come inside, come inside;
lol
A little Emerson, Lake and Palmer there to brighten your day
Well it's officially "Tantalize Me Thursday" , as predicted yesterday lol
Actually it's more than half over but oh well lol
So how do you like to be tantalized?
a little suggestion, coupled with a lot of imagination works wonders for me
My problem is i have way too much imagination for my own good
An innocent comment can just set me off...lol and i'm gone all day so to speak
That kind of thing just drives me crazy lol
But imagination is the key on "tantalize me thursday" or any other day for that matter lol it doesn't have to be Thursday
it's your imagination that tantalizes you.....and if you can't physically be together that racks up the pressure even more...
if your partner uses his or her imagination to start the wheels turning so to speak...you're in for one hell of a meeting when you're finally in the same place at the same time...
Just imagine...
Call him or her...tell them you're too hot so you're going to lay around the house naked...
or pass them a note over dinner in a fancy restaurant saying you're not wearing underwear...
or call them and tell them you're so horny you're going to touch yourself....
I'm willing to put money on it that they'll be driven wild
With a little imagination you could set up the best sex you ever had
And that my loyal readers is "Tantalize me Thursday" Give it a try...I bet you'll like it
Well people I have recieved a complaint.... Yes loyal readers...a complaint!! Can you imagine?? The nerve....
Anyway...it was pointed out to me that my blogs have been distinctly lacking in the kink department...
Have you ever heard the like?
*sigh*
So in order to refute the allegation I went back and read a few selected items from the vaults to collect evidence to back me up and unfortunately it appears the individual in question was correct.
So that got me to thinking....
(Uh oh you say....and I agree, not generally a good thing )
Can I get on with it now? Are you done?
(Yes)
Thank you...sheesh... some people..
(You're welcome..)
*sigh*
Anyways...
Define kinky....
I'm not altogether sure I know what that is... I mean I wouldn't describe myself as a kinky individual, open minded perhaps, but never kinky....
I guess it really depends on the individual in question.
One man's kinkyness is another man's vanilla...
(Or woman's....)
Will you be quiet please?? I guess that must be my feminine side talking there... I always thought it was one of you lot but i must have been wrong The shocking pink kinda gave it away today...
I'm sure most of you reading this are probably much more adventurous than me....but maybe we all think like that....
Everyone else is so much more exciting and interesting than we think we are ourselves.....
I scored a 54% naughty 46% pure on the purity test thing they have on here... I suspect I must have skipped some questions first time around lol
So maybe you can tell me...how kinky is that?
I'm guessing mildly...maybe you know better.... Enlighten me....
So how was that? Enough kinkiness for you??
Oh...one last thing...
Next time someone gives you a whipped cream bikini....don't forget about the strawberries...if you get them the right size you should be able to eat them right out of her pu....*ahem*