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WHAT ONCE WAS LOST NOW IS FOUND (I CAN EVEN SCREW UP BEING A SCREW UP)
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WHAT ONCE WAS LOST NOW IS FOUND (I CAN EVEN SCREW UP BEING A SCREW UP) This post is to serve as a retraction of my previous post: DUDE, WHERE ARE MY TRUCK KEYS. As it turns out I had not thrown my keys away at all. My observant Mermaid spotted the prodigal keys hiding under my entertainment center. Mind you, Eagle-Eye the Mermaid, saw them from across the room. There was no bending over on her part. Just an innocent, “What is under the TV?” I had to get down on my hands and knees to see what she was talking about. I sheepishly pulled out my truck key from under the TV. This should tell you my dear readers a number of things: 1.I am not very observant 2.I have not hunted the dust bunnies under my TV in awhile "shhhhh  be werry werry quiwett wee are huntin dust wabbits"3.Bess the Wonder Cat and or the Mermaid are gas lighting me. (I feel this is part of a bigger plot however and will be discussed later) 4.I wasted the money I spent on Laser Eye Surgery last summer Now I have a dilemma. Is it better to be a dumb ass and throw your keys in the garbage or to be clueless and not see the keys under the TV for more than a month? XX and ^5s MJ Until Next Time I am as always raising being a goof ball to a high art PS Is it appropriate to have a welcome home party for a set of keys? |
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LOL I would of rather thrown them away, but I am glad the msytery of it all is finally over for you. I hate when I lose something.. I am still wondering about a book from 8 years ago 
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6/25/2007 1:25 pm |
Well at least you are good at something !! Can you get a refund for the eye surgery ?  Mistress Innuendo Taking what you say and turning it into something naughty !!
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I've found it to be more infuriating when I can't find something larger. Like my shop vac! Once lost my Porter cable finish nailer for at least 6 months! Also have a socket set that likes to hide.. Don't even get me started on CD's!!! ...And yet, I can see a trim nail head in crown molding across a room that hasn't been set. Or a hastily sanded drywall patch...An out of level window stool....  "You can't fix stupid...."
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It's better that the keys were found because now you have an extra set!  Is it appropriate to have a welcome home party for a set of keys? Yes, it's...um...a start.  Elevate me... 
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I think it's not only appropriate but necessary to have a welcome home party for lost keys! Pull My Fucking Hair! 
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6/29/2007 1:39 pm |
Throw the party as for being a dumbass, well we all have those moments   Lets Save A Horse and Ride Each Other,cowboywanted2day
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Me stupido  Thought at first that your entertainment center meant something else!!! Looks I've been, again, without, too long... can only think about one thing probably.... Only universal or also in Scotland Where to start my day or is it month Of course I39ll change I39ll do whatever you like Heatseeking missiles  Squirter's life
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~Pleth~ I'll keep you posted on the party. I can't keep a secret about myself . I love telling storiesXX MJ
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LOL I would of rather thrown them away, but I am glad the msytery of it all is finally over for you. I hate when I lose something.. I am still wondering about a book from 8 years ago That was my thinking about the keys too. I can't remember how many things I have lost through out the years XX MJ
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Well at least you are good at something !! Can you get a refund for the eye surgery ?  XX MJ
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~lips~ I am an artist in many different media. Being a goofball is just one of then XX MJ
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I've found it to be more infuriating when I can't find something larger. Like my shop vac! Once lost my Porter cable finish nailer for at least 6 months! Also have a socket set that likes to hide.. Don't even get me started on CD's!!! ...And yet, I can see a trim nail head in crown molding across a room that hasn't been set. Or a hastily sanded drywall patch...An out of level window stool.... ^5 MJ
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Dee Your silence is deafening XX MJ
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Cookie Now I have three sets of keys to lose XX MJ
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Guilty as charged XX MJ
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It's better that the keys were found because now you have an extra set! Is it appropriate to have a welcome home party for a set of keys? Yes, it's...um...a start. XX MJ
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Basically it is party time !! XX MJ
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No dilemma... better to just be you. Wise words...All I acn be is goofy ole me XX MJ
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~nikki~ Yes they have Yes she is!!!! XO MJ
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BEAM ME UP Gleflejnequ! party on dude. party for whatever reason...just enjoy life....hell by now u should know how to start that damn truck without any keys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! keys may come and keys may go....but they r ur keys thru thick or thin, so take them for a little spin....argh love foxy I still have not learned how to hotwire a truck. Prty I caN DO XX MJ
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Me thinks Bess the wonder cat had a paw in this.... my Henri used to snatch my key ring at night and dissappear it.... ~jeff  ^5 MJ
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I think it's not only appropriate but necessary to have a welcome home party for lost keys! XX MJ
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Silver Perhaps I should not have gotten my laser surgery at the dollar store No worries about the blog XX MJ
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Throw the party as for being a dumbass, well we all have those moments I seem to have cornered the market on dumbass moments XX MJ
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Me stupido Thought at first that your entertainment center meant something else!!! Looks I've been, again, without, too long... can only think about one thing probably.... No worries about a one track mind when your mind is on the right track XX MJ
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