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Things You Don't Want To Hear At Christmas
Posted:Jun 12, 2013 3:51 am
Last Updated:Jul 3, 2013 10:53 am
15453 Views
That would ruin the festive Christmas mood.

3 Comments
MMMMMFMM???
Posted:Jun 12, 2013 3:37 am
Last Updated:Jun 12, 2013 2:53 pm
15769 Views
Looks like at least one dwarf is smiling. i wonder if they have ever redone this as a porn film? I bet at sometime or another they have and it's probably horrible.
4 Comments
I Love That Card!
Posted:Jun 11, 2013 4:02 am
Last Updated:Jun 11, 2014 8:42 pm
16002 Views
It says so much in so few words.

7 Comments
Now That Is So Sad
Posted:Jun 11, 2013 3:39 am
Last Updated:Jun 12, 2013 2:55 pm
15460 Views
Every man's nightmare!

4 Comments
Come On Puppies, Pul Yor Weight!!!!
Posted:Jun 10, 2013 2:54 pm
Last Updated:Jun 12, 2013 3:46 am
15451 Views
Dogs have to score higher than cats or the whole tilt of the galaxy is going to be upset!

2 Comments
That Should Be True!
Posted:Jun 10, 2013 2:51 pm
Last Updated:Jul 3, 2013 11:35 am
16029 Views
Just saying, it could be true!
8 Comments
That Poor, Poor Man
Posted:Jun 10, 2013 3:48 am
Last Updated:Jun 11, 2013 3:48 am
15627 Views
I would hate to find myself in that predicament.

5 Comments
Oh Yes We Will
Posted:Jun 10, 2013 3:45 am
Last Updated:Jun 11, 2013 3:52 am
6603 Views
See! Men will ask for directions if the incentive is great enough!

4 Comments
There Are Some Companies Like That
Posted:Jun 9, 2013 9:42 am
Last Updated:Jun 11, 2013 3:52 am
7889 Views
Unfortunately I've seen a lot of changes for the worse over the years in several companies that I've worked with, not for, but with, and they do not have a clue as to how to treat people, especially their own employees. Lots of crap about teamwork and buying into the business model, but then they destroy it by making stupid decisions. amp; Who here has an MBA? I'm talking about one earned in the last ten years?

10 Comments
Gross! Their Divorce Is Now Pending
Posted:Jun 9, 2013 6:54 am
Last Updated:Jun 12, 2013 2:56 pm
7849 Views
I have an extremely tough, strong stomach, but that would make me gag, I have no doubt. amp;
10 Comments
WOW! That Would Be A Nightmare!
Posted:Jun 9, 2013 6:23 am
Last Updated:Jun 12, 2013 2:58 pm
5634 Views
There has to be a point where too big is too big don't you think? That I believe is too Wowing big!

3 Comments
Walking Proud There Dude!
Posted:Jun 8, 2013 8:56 am
Last Updated:Jun 11, 2013 3:57 am
5126 Views
I don't blame him, when I got neutered I physically slunk out of the Doctor's office. Not as bad as having to bring the "Sample" back in a plain brown lunch bag and handing it over to a young 20 something nurse, who by the way with a smirky grin had to ask me what was in the bag in front of a whole waiting room full of people. Bless her heart and the little smile on her face.

4 Comments
I Should Have Guessed the Punchline
Posted:Jun 8, 2013 5:54 am
Last Updated:Jun 11, 2013 4:01 am
4739 Views

A father walks into a restaurant with his young . He gives the
young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied.

Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The father
realizes the boy has swallowed the nickels and starts slapping him on
the back. The boy coughs up 2 of the nickels, but keeps choking.
Looking at his , the father is panicking, shouting for help.

A well-dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman in a blue
business suit is sitting at the coffee bar reading a newspaper and
sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up,
puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on
the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried,
across the restaurant.

Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of
the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first
and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses
violently and coughs up the last nickel, which the woman deftly
catches in her free hand.

Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the nickel to the
father and walks back to her seat at the coffee bar without saying a
word.

As soon as he is sure that his has suffered no ill effects, the
father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've
never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are
you a doctor? "

"No," the woman replied, "I'm a divorce lawyer."
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