I love your leopard spot bikini and your black Kangol.....
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Posted:Sep 26, 2011 10:53 am
Last Updated:Dec 21, 2011 5:31 am
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{RAWRR}
You really get me going when you put it all on....
but I like it a little better when you take it all off...
Baby, c'mon....
lol
There's something about a girl in animal print underwear
I guess it appeals to the subconscious....suggesting a wildness, that she's "untamed".....
Of course when the girl in question is one of the sexiest women you'll ever see, in or out of underwear...well, the design and the pattern don't really matter lol
But you get my point 
I've heard some ladies complain on their blogs, and in chat about going to all the trouble of getting a sexy little number together, only to have it removed in 2 seconds flat....as if it isn't appreciated...
Well let me tell you...it is ALWAYS appreciated...maybe not for long....but it is appreciated 
For myself, I love to see a woman in pretty underwear....
To run my fingers and lips and tongue around their lacy outlines, slowly teasing through the material....mmmmmmmmmm 
It's something to do with hiding without concealing.....
Let me give you an example....you could put up two pictures of the same person, from the waist down...
One is a shot of her wearing nice, pretty panties, the other the exact same shot without the panties....same pose, everything....
Which one is sexier??
I'm willing to bet that NO female will say the nude one...and that HALF the males will say the nude one...lmao
Me? I like the mystery, the sense of hidden treasure that comes with seeing a woman in her sexiest underwear....
Hell, on the right woman even plaid undies look fantastic
It's amazing how some women can make anything look sexy lol
Some people have a gift for dressing....you could put me in an Armani suit...I'd still look like a reject from the Thrift Store lmao
Of course a lot of that has to do with being comfortable in your own skin.....not only does that make them look good to other people, it makes them unbelievably good in bed too
....and on the floor
....and on the couch
....and up against the table
....and on the chair
lol sorry getting carried away there
I really shouldn't blog when I'm horny...
It's a bit like going grocery shopping when you're hungry lol
.......and I'm STARVING....metaphorically speaking lmao
So now I have a hankering for a girl in a leopard spot bra.....
*sigh*
I don't know if I'll ever find her......
but that's ok.....plaid will do just as well
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Seaside Rendezvous
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Posted:Sep 16, 2011 3:16 pm
Last Updated:Sep 23, 2011 2:30 pm
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Underneath the moonlight - together we'll sail across the sea -
Reminiscing every night
Meantime - I ask you to be my valentine
You said you'd have to tell your daddy if you can
I'll be your Valentino -
We'll ride upon an omnibus and then the casino -
Get a new facial - start a sensational -
Seaside Rendezvous
Didn't Freddie Mercury have a wonderful turn of phrase??
lol
I’m so happy today I could just about burst lol
It’s Friday, it’s payday, the sun is shining, birds are singing…..lol
Must have caught another dose of that Happy, Crazy Disease
So watch out world!!! Lmao
You know what happens when I get happy
Things get a little weird around here
Ok Ok….weird-ER lmao
And no I haven’t been slipping Bailey’s in my coffee either….unfortunately lol
In fact…now that I think about it I haven’t had Baileys for ages……..I should do something about that….
Or maybe Sex On The Beach….
The cocktail you filthy beasts…sheesh!!!
Besides…..the sand gets into places you didn’t even know you had……but that’s a whole other story…..
Anyway…..
What’s today’s epistle about?
Nothing much…..
Lol it looks like I ran out of time today
So I guess you should all be thankful…you’ve been spared another visit to the Twilight Zone….
{do do do do doo doo do do doo do doo do}
Or have you?
How would you know??
Does a crazy person know they’re crazy??
Isn’t the definition of crazy is that you think you’re normal??
I guess that makes me the sanest person around here….
{Twitch, twitch….}
The spanners are eating roast beef from a glass….
Damn them spanners…don’t let them get me!!
Shrimp!! Shrimp!!
Yellow fiends
*sigh*
Are those MY feet??
Oh well
Just remember….just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they’re NOT out to get you
“Oh I do like to be beside the seaside, oh I do like to be beside the sea, oh I like to be beside, oh beside myself with glee beside the seaside, beside the sea…..”
SING!!
“Oh I do like to be beside the seaside, oh I do like {LOUDER!! SING!!} to be beside the sea, oh I like to be beside, oh beside myself with glee beside the seaside, beside the sea…..”
“Oh I do like to be beside the seaside, oh I do like to be bes…..ARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!”
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Please Please Me......
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Posted:Aug 22, 2011 10:35 am
Last Updated:Sep 26, 2011 2:47 pm
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Manners.
Manners are free. It doesn’t cost anything to be polite, so why do so many people have so much trouble with it?
It doesn’t matter what the occasion is, a little politeness never goes amiss
Does it really matter?
Well yes it does…
It’s just a little thing but it lets the other person know you appreciate whatever they did for you, be it opening a door, holding the elevator or giving you the best orgasm you ever had
Oh come on…you must have known THAT was coming lmao
Where would we be if my blogs didn’t reference sex SOMEHOW?? Lmao
Saying please and thank you is only part of it however.
When you make an appointment, (or a date for that matter) it’s only polite to show up lol.
And if something happens and you can’t make it, at least let the other person know as soon as you can…
In this day and age there’s really no excuse for that considering how “connected” we are via cellphones, internet etc…
The old “I didn’t have a quarter” excuse doesn’t cut it anymore lol
Hmmmmm, actually , considering that I’ve heard people answer their phones during sex that excuse REALLY doesn’t cut it lmao
I have to say I like Charmer’s take on it.....see [post 2716555]if you're interested.....one of the options in his poll reads “There is a special place in hell for those people who use cell phones during sex” lmfao
I think Dante could write a whole new poem were he alive today lol
There’s be a lot more than nine circles let me tell you lol
For those who are interested, I have my place reserved in Circle Two….along with certain other people around here lol at least I won’t be lonely lmao
Sorry…slight digression there….back to the Manners thing
It’s all about showing consideration for your fellow human beings…after all we all want to be treated well, so why expect it of others if you don’t practice it yourself.
Happily, there are some people in this world who live their life this way. They’re the kind of people who go out of their way to make your life more pleasant, whether it be opening a door, holding the elevator or…yes…you guessed it …giving you the best orgasm you ever had
When you come across this kind of person, show them the same consideration….
After all, it’s only good manners to reciprocate in kind
In the spirit of this post, I’m off to see if I can find me some new underwear
I’m looking for boxers that say “Yes Please!!!” on the outside....
.... and “Thankyou!!!!” on the inside
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She was getting buzzed on Spuds out on some back country road....
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Posted:Aug 16, 2011 9:55 am
Last Updated:Nov 25, 2011 5:40 am
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LMAO
I was going to go with the original quotation but then that popped into my head lol
Of course me being me...I just couldn't resist
Those of you that have come to know me will know I can never resist a joke
Actually as I was thinking about this I had loads of titles flash through my mind lol
How about "Country Roads" or "The road to nowhere" or "Down by the river" or...lmao the list goes on
Maybe I should run a competition....best title wins a prize
(N.B Bring your own handcuffs..... lmao)
So anyway....
I figured it was about time for a summertime post lol
Before summer dissappears completely...
It's been at the back of my mind for a while but you know me....easily distracted lol
{Squirrel}
Where????
See what I mean???
lmao
So since it's been so beautiful this summer I was thinking about the pros and cons of "outdoor lovin'"
For those of you that have never done it...go try it It's fun just be aware of the dangers
There's nothing quite like feeling the warm sun on your naked body, the smell of the grass, the fresh air, birds chirping, bears growling, jackhammers hammering...
Ok wait a minute....maybe not the last two....
lmao
I don't know about nowadays but back in MY day ( ), when I was a young(er) lad, outdoors was the pretty much the only option available.
Of course living in the "country" made a big difference too...i'm not sure how the City Slickers did it lol
Being young and, dare I say it, "stupid", you didn't think about the downside lol
Today, being much older and (Bud)wiser I'm much more aware of the other side of the coin.
Firstly bugs. Yes, Manitoba is full of them. All of them icky and buggy. Did I mention I hate bugs?? lol
Thank god for feminisim....you're killing your own bugs these days lmao
At least this year there are no mosquitoes
But there are still an abundance of other bugs to contend with lol
Ticks for example, although on the plus side you can always check each other for them after
(Hmmm there's another title possibility any Brad Paisley fans in the house?? lol)
Spiders too, and lets not forget those pesky flies...
(Damn another title....Rolling Stones anyone?? lmao)
Take note young Jedi, if you plan on going "parking"...don't forget to close your windows
Oh and on a related note....make sure your vehicle has air conditioning lmao if you're going to close the windows to keep the flies out you don't want to keel over from heat exhaustion lmao
Spiders and other crawling insects are the worst...they sneak up on you and crawl all over you with scant regard for where they're putting their mucky feet...
Of course now that i think about it....they do provide a useful purpose too
Think about it....if a spider or something crawls across her face while you're "busy" and she doesn't notice....you must be doing something right!!!
LMFAO
Ok that's a bit far fetched even by my standards lmao
But it's an interesting thought lol
Bears are another prospect in this province...
Mind you if a bear stumbles across you while you're having fun you better hope it's a female lmao
Mind you I'm reliably informed that you don't have to outrun the bear...as long as you outrun the person you're with
Note: Never wear heavy footwear you can't run in
Well that's the wildlife covered I think...lol
Oh, there's another thing you should note....
You don't just get rug burns from rugs
Make sure your towel or blanket if you use one is soft material
If you don't have a towel, or your towel isn't made for two, grass can be an annoyance too...sticking to you all over...of course on the plus side you can alwys spend some time sensuously stroking it off
The same goes for the beach...ensure you have washing facilities nearby....or you'll be finding sand for days
Oh...and if you feel the "call of nature"...watch out for barbed wire when you're shaking it
Not sure what you girls do but poison ivy must be a worry....careful what leaves you pick to wipe if you forget the bathroom tissue
LMAO
So...did i manage to take all the fun out of it for you yet????
LMAO
You know what...even if you take all that into consideration....it's still f****g fantastic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Some things are just worth it
And that is definitely worth it
Happy Trails everyone!!
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Cheap Sunglasses
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Posted:Aug 11, 2011 11:13 am
Last Updated:Aug 22, 2011 12:40 pm
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Actually no they weren't lol
but that's the most appropriate title I could think of....lmao
Do YOU know any other songs about glasses??? lol
At least the title is somewhat obvious for a change...
Some of them are so obscure even I don't get them....so what chance do you have lmao
Moving on....lol
{Yes please do get to the point....if there is one that is }
I didn't start wearing glasses till a couple of years ago and no, it's nothing to do with age
I need them for distance not reading before you start
But I was curious about something....I'm sure there are fellow optically challenged people out there in Local Adult Companion land....
How dirty do your glasses get?
I seem to be one of those people whose glasses attract dirt and smudges out of thin air....
I can go all day without touching them or moving them or taking them off yet they end up all smudged anyway....and it drives me mad lol
It was pointed out to me yesterday that I had a huge fingerprint on one lense....
Now I checked it out, and I'm pretty sure it wasn't a finger print...
For one thing, although I do have sausage fingers, they are not THAT size lol
Actually i think they're exactly the right size
Certainly haven't heard any complaints so far
For another noone else tried to poke me in the eye lol
Not to mention there was no sign of fingerprints (the whorls etc)....I'm convinced it was something else altogether....
I was going to take them in to the local police station and have them dusted but in the end I decided against it
I mean if it wasn't a fingerprint it'd be pointless....they don't keep other prints on file after all lmao
OMG!!
Can you imagine???
If the police kept files of other "prints"????
Picture the scene:
"Yes Ma'am, could you just squat over the inkpad, please?"
LMFAO
or how about....
"Now Sir, would you recognise the pussy again if you saw it? Here's our mugshot book, take a look and see if you recognise any....."
ROFLMFAO
Geez...I just get worse and worse, don't I??
Don't worry about it...it's probably just something I ate lol
So anyway.... back to the dirty glasses lol
It's a mystery to me lol
Maybe it's invisible aliens sent to Earth with the express purpose of driving me crazy...or should that be crazier???
Hmmmm....
I bet I know which one you'll pick lmao
Now, is there anyone who wants to take my prints???
o-o o-o o-o
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Birds flying high, You know how I feel.....
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Posted:Aug 10, 2011 3:56 pm
Last Updated:Aug 13, 2011 11:30 am
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Sun in the sky,
You know how I feel
Breeze driftin' on by,
You know how I feel
It's a new dawn
It's a new day
It's a new life
For me
And I'm feeling good….
Lol I love that song….groovy
Jazzy, yet accessible....
Not all freeform, don't know where the melody is going, improvisational nonsense...
Oh what crap am I spouting now????
lmao
I'm just in a good mood today
The sun is shining, it's "hump" day, no one yelled at me and I didn't get in shit anywhere
That qualifies as an excellent day in my book
Everyone should stop and appreciate the nice things in life from time to time
There are people who are genuinely happy to be alive. That's not to say they don't have off days or get down or whatever...
But there are people who just squeeze every second of good out of their lives...or that's how i see it....
Those people are a joy to be around, an absolute pleasure.
They actually live their life rather than their life living them...
I quite envy them that in a strange way while at the same time being happy for them...
I'm not a jealous person in that respect, it doesn't make me unhappy to see someone else happy...
Possibly because I take the time to appreciate the good things in my life...
There are times when I love my life…..
They don’t come around too often, certainly not as often as I’d like lol
But there are times when it all comes together and that feeling is pretty indescribable
Therefore any attempt on my part to convey that feeling to you would be a waste of time
But yes…you know me…I’ll try anyway
It must be like scoring the winning goal in a cup final…..
Or conquering Everest…
Or completing The Times Crossword…
Or taking over Cuba and having all the cigars you can smoke and all the rum you can drink…..
Ok maybe I’m clutching at straws now lmao but you get the picture
Why write 10 words when you can write 200
Who said verbal incontinence????
I’ll see you after class….grrrr
Anyway…
I’m sure you know what I mean though….everyone has at least one moment like that at some point in their life, most of us have many, many more than one. Although a lot of people don’t seem to recognize it for what it is or are too caught up in their busy lives to actually savour it…
I’ve found with my wealth of experience in this life ( yes..time served counts as experience you don’t actually have to DO stuff to be experienced lmao just be around, living your life…at least that’s my excuse lol) that those moments are worth taking a “time out” to enjoy….
I feel kinda sorry for the people who can’t relax for a minute and just enjoy what they have.
Here’s my message to those people…take a minute, wake up and smell the coffee (or green tea or whatever your beverage of choice happens to be).
Count your blessings instead of counting the lack thereof….
Hmmmm….deep…..
I should copyright that…
That would make a great bumper sticker
I AM having a good day lmao
I should go buy a lottery ticket
Who wants to go halfers on a beachhouse in the Caribbean???
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Radio Ga Ga
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Posted:Aug 8, 2011 10:44 am
Last Updated:Aug 11, 2011 6:21 am
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Did anyone listen to 92 Citi FM yesterday?
I caught a report of the results of a study somebody did....and I quote :
"The 'C' produces different sensations than the 'V'"
WTF????? I hear you cry
Yes well that was my initial reaction too
So of course, in the interests of science and reporting back to you folks, I had to keep listening to find out what it was all about.....
Don't worry, it will all become clear in due course
So I wait and I wait and I wait....
Eventually the DJ (do they still call them that?? or am I just showing my age??) comes back on and clarifies the matter a little...and again I quote:
"The 'C' produces different sensations in the brain than the Va Jay Jay"
Clear?
Well, almost.....lol
Ok it's a public radio broadcast and it's the middle of a Sunday afternoon....but surely you can use the scientific names for parts of the female "apparatus", no??
Evidently not lol
Or maybe the DJ doesn't know them....who knows?? lol
She should....unless there's something "She" isn't telling us
So, curiosity piqued, I again settle in to wait for an explanation......
And several songs later my patience is rewarded....
It seems some scientific body published it's findings recently on a study they performed on the female of the species.
To whit, that when a female stimulates her clitoris, it produces different sensations than when she stimulates her vagina.
{Pause for dramatic music}
DUH DUH DUUUUUUUUHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
REALLY??????
Yes really lmao
They hooked up, what the DJ referred to as, a "brainwave scanner thing" to a number of females while they did their "business"....
Hmmmmmm....ok...I'm following so far
And they measured brainwave activity during different types of genital stimulation.....
Yep...I got you....
And they discovered that different areas of the brain are "lit up" by stimulating different areas...
No shit Sherlock!!
I suspect if you asked any woman she could have told you that for free
It would have saved a whole bunch of money
But the results , for me at least, brought up more questions than answers....
1. People actually spend money on this stuff??????
2. Are we advancing science by this????
3. What possible benefits to mankind can be accrued from such a study???
4. Did the scientists get to watch???
5. If not, how do they know what the women were touching at what point in the proceedings??
And last but not least:
6. HOW DO I GET A JOB DOING THAT???????
lmao
Try putting that on your next credit application....
Occupation: Female Orgasm Investigator
Hmmmmm...that actually has a nice ring to it...lol
Maybe a career change is in order....
Of course I'd have to start at the bottom and work my way up
I'd be dedicated though....doubt if i'd take any time off...
Hmmmmm....
Do you think that would be under the heading of a career in "Public Service" or "Private Enterprise" ??
*sigh*
The things that amuse me
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